Esca! Flonase! XD
This was the chant that ran through the city. Hitomi ran up to Van.
"Van! What's wrong? Why is everyone chanting Escaflonase?" She asked.
"I have horrible allergies! D:" Van cried as he sniffed.
"Oh I see!" Hitomi exclaimed, "You need some Flonase:D"
Just then, Merle made an entirely coincidential appearance as she scampered into the room holding a bottle of Flonase in her hand, "Here Lord Van:3" She said.
"Thanks! Said Van, taking the medicine.
Then Allen ran in, snatched the Flonase, dropped in on the floor, stabbed it with his sword, stomped on it, threw it into a fiery pit of doom, drowned it in the ocean, ripped it to pieces and threw it in the trash, THEN he picked up the trash can and threw it into an incinerator, waited until it cooled, froze it and smashed it pieces.
"ALLEN! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ALL ABOUT!?!?!?!?!??! O.o.o.o.o.o.o,.o.o.o.oo,..aeljyghlasejk sdfklbhawkl bn " Van exclaimed.
"I'M HAVING A MOOD SWING! DDDD:" He screamed in reply.
"He's still on his period!? ;O" Hitomi shouted.
"I guess so!" Dilandau said happily as he bounded in.
"It's raining! You're supposed to be outside!" Allen cried.
"No! It's wet out there! D:" Dilandau skreemed.
"IT'S RAINING! Folkner! Come get the dog! He found his way back in!" Hitomi yelled down the hallway.
Folkner comes striding in all prestigious and whatnot. He grabs Dilandau by the collar of his shirt and proceeded to drag him outside. "Bad dog, you know you have to stay outside."
After that strange even occoured, Van started to break down crying.
"And here I thought all the strange events were over, of well," Hitomi shrugged, "What's the matter Van?"
"Is Lord Van crying! D:" Merle jumped over and mauled Van, "Don't worry! I'll still love you! D:"
"But… I can't…. BREATHE! DDX –skreem-" Van then cried harder.
Hmmmm, I'm pretty sure I'm on crack XD