Disclaimer: This may be too gentlemanly for the average FanFiction user's brain. Be warned.

One day, Yukari was deciding what verb that was a synonym to 'run' she would use that day. Suddenly, Reimu appeared and did a thing.

"Why did you do such a thing?" said Yukari.

"Because I am the finest gentleman/gentlewoman!" said Reimu.

"Hah! Please. Your left nostril is less surperior than mine, proving I am finer!" said Yukari.

"Funny, I was going to say that about your left nostril! And it so happens to be 'inferior', not 'less surperior'!"

"You unrefined dog. Broil yourself in the heat of a thousand suns!"

"Shame upon that statement! You are truly unrefined, you unrefined person you."

"How dare you pour such insults upon me! Be sure to drink your ovaltine, convinence store shopper gap hag!"

"How dare you call me a hag! I'll have you know my age is a gentlemanly 17! I am in fact of a younger age than you, armpit miko!"

"If I were to believe that, then it would be Suwako's Meme Time! Is it Suwako's Meme Time? It is not. Therefore your previous statement is false!"

Yukari and Reimu stared at each other through their monocles. The brims of their top hats were almost touching, their glares were so close to each other.

"I challenge you to a Gentleman's Duel!" screamed Yukari.

"What?" said Reimu. "That's impossible! We do not have a time warp realm in our possesion for the legendary duel!"

"Please! I could knock your hat off within 3 seconds, even without an advantage! I could do that with a dis-dis-disadvantage!"

"Bugger you and your darkmeal!" Reimu said. "I could do it without my golden monocle that is in my possesion!"

Yukari made a swipe at Reimu's hat, but she reacted quickly enough to dash behind Yukari, who gapped behind Reimu, and grabbed her hat.

"Woe is me! I have been defeated. Truly, you are the finer gentleman," Reimu said.

"Ficus carica is an an Asian species of flowering plant, also known as the 'Fig' or 'common Fig'. These trees are widely sought out by collectors, and you, my friend, owe me three." said Yukari.

"I am truly saddened by this turn of events. To owe such a gentleman as you three ficuses... My life is no longer worth living."

Then Reimu exploded.

THE END.

By the way, Yukari never got her ficuses. She did get some begonias from Youmu as a consolation prize of sorts.

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR THE BATTLE BETWEEN GENTLEMAN YUKARI AND RUFFIAN CIRNO!