Naruto: Kakinaosu

Chapter 1
Enter Namikaze Naruto

The village hidden in the leaves is one of the biggest and most powerful shinobi villages of the elemental nations. Thousands of villagers call this place home, over half are normal civilians or children. The rest are ninjas, most are either Gennin or Chunin, some of the most experience ones who survived near death are Jonin. Above that is Anbu, a team of highly skilled and highly dangerous shinobi. The one strongest then them all is the Hokage, the village has had four kage's in it's time as a hidden village. The current fourth Hokage was currently sitting inside his office. A cup of tea on his desk amongst some paper work, he had a few duplicates of himself inside the office. These were his shadow clones, he used them to help him do his paper work, a secret he has yet to tell his predecessor the third Hokage, who hated paper work. He brushed away some of his long blonde spikey hair and reached for his tea, taking a sip he sighed in relief. A knock on the door alerted his hard blue eyes to large double doors.

"Enter," Came his young voice, one of the two doors opened and in walked his white haired secretary.

"Hokage-sama, your lunch is here." She set a bowl with a plastic lid over it on his desk. A smile broke out on his face.

"Thank you Suzushi-san." The woman nodded, Minato opened the lid and smelled the broth. Another sigh came out of his mouth, along with some drool. "Ah, Ichiraku ramen, no ramen like it." He grabbed the chop sticks that his secretary had left. He had some noodles up to his lips, but was interrupted by an Anbu appearing in his office. He sighed heavily with distain, "Yes?"

"Hokage-sama, it is about the monument." The Anbu stated still kneeling in front of the leader.

"What are-" He stopped himself when he looked at the monument. He saw that all four of the kages faces were painted in several different colors. He sighed again, "Any witnesses?" He asked turning back to the ANBU.

"None sir, one moment the monument was fine, the next it was…well like you saw it." The ANBU stated, behind his mask he was angry that he wasn't aware of the monument being desecrated.

"Any idea who did this?" Minato asked, one hand was supporting his head as his other held the chopsticks swirling the ramen. He stared with boredom in his eyes at the soup.

"None sir, no one saw anybody do this, and no one saw anybody leaving the monument." Another sigh came from the Hokage at the news.

Minato knew exactly who did this, like with the other mysterious pranking's through the village that had no one to blame for. "Go to the academy and have them send my son to me." Minato dropped the chopsticks in the soup and folded his hands under his chin.

"Right away Hokage-sama." The ANBU wondered briefly to himself why he wanted to see his son. Maybe his son knows who did this? He didn't know, he left with a shushin.

The Academy, few minutes earlier..

Another blonde was seated behind a desk made to hold three teens, located in the back with him sitting next to a civilian wannabe ninja. On his left the seat was empty it was an aisle seat, so hardly anyone wants to sit in that seat. His blue eyes flicked to the last Uchiha in the village, taking the seat next to him was one of his two best friends, Ino Yamanaka. The girl with the long pony tail of platinum blonde hair was currently trying to strike up a conversation with the boy. Sasuke ignored her as he always would do when it came to people talking to him. Naruto's eyes then went to the entrance to the classroom. Walking through the door was his other best friend, the one he's known since they were in diapers. Sakura Haruno, he saw the girl walk in, she grew a blush on her face as she saw Sasuke. When she saw that her best friend/rival was in the seat next to her crush, she sighed. With a depressed look and the blush gone, she walked on. She went up the stairs and sat next to the spikey haired blonde.

"You okay Sakura-Chan?" Naruto asked his longtime friend/secret crush. No one, not even his parents, knew that he had a crush on the girl next to him. He was great at keeping secrets, like all great ninjas.

"Yeah, it's just I wanted to sit next to Sasuke-kun on the last day of the academy." She stated with a sigh.

"I'm sorry I'm not good company Sakura-Chan." Naruto faked a pout.

"No, no I meant no offense to you Naruto-kun, I'm just saying that Ino always beats me to the seat. I don't mind sitting next to you, it's just that this once I wanted to sit next to Sasuke-kun." She defended, and then when she heard Naruto laugh, she blushed. Now she knew that her friend was just poking at her, again.

"I'm just joking," on the inside Naruto sighed depressingly, but he knew how the girl can sit next to her crush. "Do a replacement jutsu with Ino-Chan."

"Will that work?" She asked, unsure of the success of the jutsu.

"Sure it will, trust me, I've done it before with my clones." She has seen him do that.

Sakura shrugged, she did the signs for the jutsu, when she did the move Naruto was laughing for two reasons. One was Ino, before the jutsu she had tried to lean next to the black haired boy, who happened to be on her left. After the jutsu she was still leaning, but with nothing to lean on she fell to the floor. The second reason was the look of shock on Sasuke's face when he looked to his right to suddenly see a new face. He had a freaked out look which totally threw off his normal persona. "Uhm, hi Sasuke-kun." Sakura stated shyly.

Naruto was still laughing at Ino, even as she was getting up off the floor. She sat in the seat next to Naruto rubbing her nose. She glared at the blonde, "What the hell happened?" She asked the laughing blonde.

Naruto whipped away a tear from his eye, trying to control his laughter. "Awe that was amazingly funny." Naruto ignored the glare from his female best friend; he was used to it besides he had gotten worst from his mother. "Relax would ya Ino-Chan? I told Sakura-Chan to do a substitution jutsu with you, but I didn't think it would be that funny."

"Why did you do that for Naruto-kun?" Ino asked angrily.

"Relax; Sakura-Chan deserves to sit next to Sasuke at least once. You sat next to him every chance you got, which was a lot." Naruto stated his chuckles finally dyeing down.

"Well then I'll just do a substitution with her and get my seat back." She was about to do the signs for it, but was stopped by her friend.

"Don't ruin this for her, besides Iruka-sensei is about to come in, now." As soon as the word left his mouth, Iruka and Mizuki walked into the classroom.

"I hate it when you do that." Ino stated, "That is still the weirdest kekkei genkai I've ever heard of."

"Hey the ability to sense something, good or bad, before it happens is something that takes normal ninjas years to develop. I have it as an ability that combined with my healing I'll be in Anbu before I turn fifteen." Naruto stated cockily.

"Yeah, yeah sure you will." Ino stated with fake mocking.

"Okay, will everyone please calm down." Iruka called. "Now today will be a review day, we will be going over everything that will be a part of the test tomorrow." He looked at all the ninja hopefuls. "Any questions?"

Kiba Inuzuka raised his hand, "Yeah, can we just nap?" Some of the kids laughed at that joke, they were mostly civilians, Sakura being the only civilian one not to laugh.

Iruka sighed. "No Kiba you can't nap, if you want to pass tomorrow then you need to pay attention." Naruto nodded at this.

'Some of these guys will get killed on their first C-rank mission.' Naruto shook his head, that's if they pass tomorrow. Though he knew that even if they did, they had one more test to do.

Another Chunin opened the door and stuck her head in. "Excuse me, the Hokage wishes to see his son." Everyone turned to the blonde sitting in the back row.

"Okay, Naruto-san if you will." Iruka stated motioning towards the door.

"What did you do?" Ino whispered to her friend as he got up.

"I didn't do anything." Naruto stated. He walked down the stairs and out the door, as he took a step the next was towards his father's desk, as he suddenly appeared there.

"Nice entrance." His dad stated, "I see you have mastered the Hiraishin."

"Yes and no, I'm still getting used to the speed, and I'm working on doing it during mid-battle." He stated with his hands in his pockets.

"Well, just keep at it son, you'll get it." He then sighed, "Why and how did you do it?"

"What are you talking about dad?" Naruto asked confused. Minato moved his chair so the monument behind him could be seen.

"That," He stated simply.

"What do mean? I didn't do that, it was normal when I went to the academy today and I've been there the whole time." Naruto stated.

"And I'm sure we can confirm that with the instructors, look there are no ANBU in here, as I'm sure you've noticed. The room is sound proof, so I ask again, how and why?" Minato gave the boy his serious face as he moved his chair back.

"Fine, I used shadow clones and a hidden seal on each of the monuments that gave it the normal appearance." Naruto explained how the feat was done.

"When I taught you that move, it wasn't so you can pull pranks, same with why I taught you about seals. Now why did you do it?" Minato asked.

"Well, one day I'm going to be greater than all the Hokage's even you and then people will start seeing me instead of you. Plus I'm going to be a best Hokage there ever was." Naruto explained.

Minato sighed; he pushed away the empty bowl of ramen and laid his hands in its place. "I'm sorry for how the villagers see you, but why pull pranks, is that some way to get back at them?"

"That and it's funny seeing their faces." Naruto stated, "Plus it helps with my stealth by doing them in secret." Minato had to agree, Naruto was the best at stealth for his age.

Aside to the stealth the blonde was also very good at taijutsu. And thanks to his large chakra pools, and the shadow clone jutsu he was able to become the youngest seal master. He did this by leaving around twenty clones at home to learn of seals from one of Minato's clones. The clones also helped with practicing the use of his ability to sense things moments before they happen. They also helped by giving him a challenge with taijutsu and if he wanted to learn a jutsu.

"I hope you plan to quit once you become Gennin." Minato stated.

"Yeah, that was just the last hurrah from the 'mysterious prankster'" Naruto laughed at the statement.

"Good," Minato turned to have his chairs back facing his son. "Now I want that mountain cleaned up by night fall."

"What?" Naruto said with shock, "Why? I said that I'm not going to prank anymore."

"Yes," Minato stated, "consider this congratulations for retiring from pranking."

"You are so mean dad." Naruto turned to leave so he could get started on his punishment.

"Oh and Naruto," Minato called still facing the window; Naruto stopped and directed his attention to his father. "No clones, it would ruin the punishment."

"I change my mind dad, you're not mean you're sadistic." Naruto turned and left the office.

The next night..

As Naruto walked home with a large grin on his face, he felt today to be the best day ever. It started with his mom making his favorite thing for breakfast, fried cinnamon dough. He loved the breakfast but his mom only made it for him on his birthdays. So for him to get it on his non birthday, well that made the start of his day that much better. Especially when you compared it to the punishment he had from his father the night before.

The day got better when he and his two best friends decided to all sit together. It was a way to show moral support for one another. Naruto knew he would past, but he still held some doubt. The doubt was squashed though thanks to his friends support. Although they didn't have to do that much, he was still thankful for them. Naruto was more help for Sakura and Ino, they really needed the support. Both wanted to so desperately to pass so that they could be closer to their crush. Naruto had only rolled his eyes at the notion, he didn't like that they were this much of fan-girls, but decided that it would be their sensei's problem.

The test had been easy for Naruto, the written part wasn't, but that was most likely due to his test anxiety, whatever that score was it soon was squashed by his scores in ninjutsu and taijutsu. Which resulted in his addition to his attire, he was wearing something similar to his dads Gennin outfit. A dark orange jacket with twin black lines going down the long sleeves, under that was a black shirt with the Uzumaki symbol in the center chest area. Black shinobi pants covered his legs and waist, with the right thigh area covered in white wrapping with his kunai and shuriken holster strapped on. On the backside of his hip was a large weapons pouch that one would see on a wartime Jonin. It had only the one flap held closed by a single button, this allowed him to reach both hands inside the pouch. The reason he had such a large pouch was due to his Hiraishin Kunai that littered the pouch, along with exploding paper bombs, smoke bombs and pepper smoke bombs. Sealing scrolls with extra kunai and shuriken in them, and empty sealing scrolls. Black sandals covered his feet showing only the toes on each foot. Upon his forehead was the new addition, a dark blue head band with a simple knot in the back to secure it on his head, the metal plate on the front held the symbol for his village, a spiraling leaf.

His smile grew as he reached his house, the lights were on and he could sense that there was another person among his parents. He knew who it was, so his guard never went up. He walked through the door with simple announcement of that he was home.

"So how did you do?" His mother asked from her seating position at the kitchen table, her evening cup of tea in hand.

"Well," Naruto fiddled a bit with his head band, "I passed."

"We see that." His father stated from his position next to a large man with wild spikey white hair.

"So what's Ero-jiji doing here?" Naruto asked addressing the older man by his nickname.

"Are you ever going to call me Jiraiya?" The man asked with a pout.

"Are you ever going to stop peeking in on woman in the hot springs?" Naruto counter with his arms folding over his chest. His mother didn't bother to hold back the giggle.

"Yeah are you?" Kushina asked with a bit of a threatening look.

Knowing he was defeated Jiraiya decided to cut his losses. "So, you passed, congratulations."

"So what's your ranking?" Minato asked curious to see.

"Well I would have gotten the number one spot, but thanks to my stupid test anxiety I got the number two spot." Naruto was a bit down trotted by this.

"Bah, those are just rankings, plus the test doesn't even matter when you're in a tight spot." Jiraiya stated with a lazy wave of his hand.

"Thanks," Naruto was happy to have his god-father here to lighten his mood. The man had that about him. "So why are you here?"

"Well, Minato pretty much knew that you would graduate, so he had me take a break and come back to give you this." The Sannin tossed a large scroll at Naruto, the blonde almost fell over after catching it.

"Is this what I think it is?" Naruto asked in barely restrained awe.

"Yep," Jiraiya nodded his head, "that's the Toad Contract. I assume you know the signs, so all you have to do is sign it in your blood and your all set."

Naruto unrolled the scroll on the floor by the door, he still hadn't taken off his sandals. He looked to the open spot next to his dad's name; he smiled as he pulled out a kunai. Against his mother's protest he cut his right thumb then signed his name. He was about to run through the seals, but was stopped by his mother.

"Not in the house, on the off chance you summon one of those large toads I don't want the house destroyed." So Naruto went outside to test his new jutsu, a large grin back on his face.

(A/N: I guess I lied when I said no more new stories. Hopefully this will be the last new one, I don't know when I will be getting to the end of it, but it's basically a rewrite of the Naruto series. The twist is that while Naruto was in his mothers womb the nine tails fed some of his chakra into Naruto, trying to make him a half demon. This fails, instead he got three 'gifts' from the fox. A sixth sense of danger or a sense of someone's presence(Like what was shown earlier), the second one is an insane healing ability, more of it will be shown in the next chapter(to let you know poisons have no effect on him, doesn't matter how deadly they are) cuts will heal instantly, basically like wolverines healing factor. And one other ability that will be mention later on whenever I get to the Chunnin exams. Also the mask man will not exist in this universe, but something or rather someone more deadly will appear. So look forward to that. Well, thank you all for reading, hope you all liked it, review if you like. Well ttfn, ta ta for now.)