Sam sat by Crowley's bed. He cried. "Oh Crowley! Why must you be a coma humnin!2?" He screened at heaven and cry more. "I was gonna make you my bf and have the sex wif you!" He cry sexily.
He den got an idea becuz he watch da Disney moviez (unliek Dean who only Watch porn and cartoons and cartoon porn). He lean in an KIZZED CROWLEH ON DA MOUF! Crowle eyes open an he kiss Sam wif tong. "MOOS YOU BLOODY SAVE ME WIF TRU LUV SATAN SAVE THE QUEEN! (Lol geddit b/c he used to be a demon)
Den tha 2 stated to FRICKLE FRACKLE RIGHT THERE IN DA INFANTERY! "OH SAM MOOSE!" CROWLEY CREAM WITH PLEASURE.
Den Deany-Weany and Cas came. They look an saw Sam an Crowley doin da do. Dey got soopah turn-on. "Hey Cad u wanna sin again?" Den say with wink-wonk and aruseal. Ca$ smile an say "butt first ya gotta make me an honest angle!" He tease. "Ok we can git marred tomato."
Than Cas glumped Deam and they deside to bangarang again in da halls! AN GABELL WAS WATCHIN AND KEVN WAS LISTENING (he couldnt see b/c he blind remember?)
"WAT R U IDJITS DOIN!" Kevin say with scolding and angry that he couldnt see dem marking luv. "Aw, dat's cute…" Gabe say as he watched both couple get it on.
Meamwhile, Abandon and DA angles since da gay. Abbie became a good guy b/c DA luv and the angles quit fighting and becam fam again. Den all the dead ppl came back to…
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…It was then a friend put a hand on Consulting Hunter's shoulder, having been reading this.
"CH, you okay?"
The fanfic writer shook her head. "I haven't slept well in days…"
The friend took all her writing supplies. "Okay, sweetie, go to bed…"
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A/N: Happy (late) April Fool's! (forgot to post this yesterday). Swear I'll write the new one soon… -CH