Disclaimer- I refuse to tell you…it hurts too much.

A/N- I was digging around because I forgot what I saved a file under and I found this super short little diddy.

Spoilers- One of the absolute best doses of canon that we've ever gotten from CSI. It took place in Double-Cross…damn that was a good one.


"Oh my god, Gil!"

"Sara, I'm serious about this. It could have been worse."

"So you called me 'dear.' You do it all the time now. What's the big damn deal?"

"The big damn deal is that we were at work, Sara. We were at work and I said something personal. We agreed to keep the personal stuff out of the lab."

"It's not like there was anyone else in the room that could hear us, Gil. It was one word, it's not like we got busy in your office."

"Again." He looked at her in a very devious way and winked.

"Oh, don't even look at me like that! You instigated that whole thing. Just like the closet was your idea!"

"Well, you never said no, Sara. I'm not totally to blame, you went along with it."

"Whatever. What was the point of this conversation?"

"The point, Sara, is that we need to be more careful."

"We? Grissom, I wasn't the one who messed up."

"What about when I showed you the beads on her neck? You were all over me."

"The urge was not something I could control." she sighed. "Besides, it's not like that was the first time I ever touched you in the lab before."

"Yes, but now that it isn't just to mess with me, we need to be more careful or more incidents will occur."

"Well, you should know that I'm still doing it just to mess with you." She winked at him.

"I know you do it on purpose, but now after work I get to do this." He kissed her deeply. "Before, I had to go home by myself and…"

"Perv!"

"Would you have me any other way?"

"Of course not, Gil. Anyway, I guess I can cut back some of the touching at the lab."

"Thank you. I will try and watch what I say more carefully. You just make it too hard to concentrate on what comes out of my mouth."

"Whatever! Don't blame that on me! All of the blame is not on me, Gil. I never called you anything but Grissom."

"Oh, I'm so proud!" he clearly mocked her.

"Ass!"

"Why, yes, thank you. I would love some." He grabbed her and pulled her onto his lap to face him.

"I guess this means we have to go back to the whole lab thinking we're always pissed at each other." She kissed him.

"Well, that's fine with me, you know. If I am mad at you while we're at work, then when we come home, I guess I just have to 'release my frustrations' on you." he said, giving her another kiss.

"Glad to help, baby."


It was almost dirty…for what I write, anyway.

Like I said, it was hidden and I wanted to share…that's just how I was raised. You should share your reviews, you know.

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