It was another wonderfully strange day in the land of Aaa, where there was no telling what crazy misadventures Fiona and Cake were going to get into this time. Wait, What? J-just her? Oh, ok. Let me rephrase that last part... Where there's no telling what crazy misadventures Fiona was going to get into this time.

"What!? You cant go on alone Fiona!" Cake yelled at Fiona as the two stood at the front door of the treehouse.

"Well I dont really have a choice cake." Fiona said apologetically as she lifted up a loaded backpack "Flame Prince is gonna need my help trying to sign a treaty with the Ice Queen" She continued as she ten turned around "Besides... You can get a little unstable when I'm around boys, remember?"

"Then just what'm I supposed to do while you're out for Glob knows how long?" Cake asked Fiona, clearly unhappy.

"Dont worry about it cake, I've got a buddy willing to babysit!" Fiona said happily

"BABYSIT!?" Cake shouted angrily, waggling her stretchy arms about "Fiona I'm practically twice your age girl! I dont need no babysitter!"

"Relax Cake, that's in cat years! In human years you're technically my little sister. And hey, I bet you two'll have fun!"

Suddenly dropping from the roof of the treehouse was a blue-human like mutant with navy blue hair, wearing a dark red scarf and many bizarre ornaments around him, such as a belt of knives. The mere sight of this strange figure made Cake's tail start to frizz out.

"Did I mention your babysitter's a mercenary?" Fiona said smiling

"Dan. I've heard a lot about you Cake, its a pleasure to meet you." The mercenary apparently named "Dan" said politely, reaching out for a hand shake, only to be greeted by a cold glare from Cake.

"...W-well, try to get along you two! Fiona said, turning back around as she began her long trek to the flame kingdom, leaving Cake and Dan in an awkward silence.

Later Cake and Dan were sitting in the treehouse, on opposite sides of the room completely silent as they stared each other down coldly.

"So just to get things straight, I'm the oldest, so I'm in charge now." Cake finally said, standing up in a superior manner.

"Um, how about no." Dan said, causing Cake to look at him murderously "That's in cat years, kitty. I'm a teenager, you're still a kid, and its my job to babysit." He finished as he laid back on the couch and began reading a book "Call if you need somethin'"

Cake mumbled to herself as she stretched into the next room where BMO was.

"What's wrong Cake? Want to play some video gaaaaaaaammmeessss?" BMO asked curiously

"Its that Dan. Somethin' ain't right with the boy. Think's he can just waltz into MY treehouse and be the boss of ME." Cake replied, still slightly angry.

"Cake, I've played many dating simulators, and let me tell you something" BMO started, causing Cake to lean in to hear BMO better, "Adolescent boys, they all have a common weakness."

Suddenly Cake got a very devilish idea, one she hoped would make Dan think twice about "babysitting" her.

Dan was still lying on the couch reading when he heard someone walking, probably Cake. Lowering the book from his eyes, Dan nearly jumped from what he saw.

"What's wrong sugar? That's no way to say hi." Cake said seductively as she walked around the room, albeit her body stretched into that of a large, attractive woman, shaking her gigantic butt at Dan's face.

"C-can I help you Cake!?" Dan said, trying to keep his cool

"I was just wondering if you liked the view of my hot tomatas back there.." Cake said, wiggling her large buttocks even closer to Dan's face, who only stared silently. "C'mon baby, I thought YOU were in charge here... Or are there gonna be a few changes...?"

Dan remained silent as Cake's cakes grew even closer to his face until they were barely an inch away. That was when something caused Dan to snap out of his trance.

"Hey kitty, ever hear of a little something called toilet paper?" Dan asked mockingly.

Cake turned around in shock, remembering that she never really did wipe her butt, as being a cat, she didn't ever find it necessary.

"Sorry but I'm not much a fan for the smell of cat shit." Dan said in a cool manner.

Cake nearly turned red with anger after that comment on her behind. For that a new idea formed in her head, one she decided would really make Dan pay.

"Ok then... Excuse me for a moment..." Cake said as she walked into a different room.

Everything fell silent as Dan went back to reading, before a loud fart-like sound rumbled the treehouse, causing Dan to drop his book. The room fell silent again before Cake returned, still in her seductive form looking at Dan happily.

"Dan, there's something that needs your attention over here." She said, wiggling her finger.

Sighing, Dan got up and followed Cake into the next room, which smelled horrible. Looking down, Dan saw what appeared to be a litter box, although in the middle of it was a large, brown turd. No wonder where the smell came from.

"Cake... Did you do this?!" Dan asked, dumbfounded.

"Well DUH. It's my litter box! It's where I do my business~.." Cake said, accidentally farting.

"And why'd you want to show me this..?"

"You ARE the babysitter right? So YOU need to clean it out." Cake said triumphantly "Fiona does it. I'm the cat, so all I have to worry about is where I poop. As for you... Well try not to get any of that stuff on your clothes, baby."

Mumbling, Dan picked up the litter box containing the massive turd, which was surprisingly heavy as Cake only smiled and looked at him innocently, making it hard to believe it was her poop that smelled so horrible.

"This isn't over, kitten." Dan said tauntingly

Cake's stomach rumbled and she farted again, crossing her legs and wiggling her hips

"Oh I doubt it is..."