Im writing this for a few reasons:

1. ...All of my stories are M rated, so I figured I'd produce something for the childrens
2. My brain doesn't really wanna think too hard about plot and/or meaning.
3. I'm bored
4. Everytime I think of a random political/statistical/georgaphical/ anything about the countries, my mind automatically applies it to Hetalia

Warnings: This is intended for crack and for everyone's entertainment. These facts I assume to be true, but may also be lies. I am not going to list my sources, just know that these thing/facts do not belong to me. I am not saying these statistics represent the country as a whole, or its peoples, I am merely listing those I find. Nor do I absolutely KNOW these things are fact.
Also, not all countries will be listed, just those that appear in each statistical list and are a main or secondary character in the anime Axis Powers Hetalia, and Hetalia World Series. (Note: Exceptions to the second stipulation are Australia, S. Korea, N. Korea, and Vietnam)

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Percentage of English speakers per country (includes native speakers and those who know it fluently)

United Kingdom : 97.74%

Australia : 97.03%

United States of America : 95.81%

Norway : 91%

Sweden : 89%

Netherlands : 87%

Denmark : 86%

Canada : 85.18%

Finland : 63%

Switzerland : 61.28%

Belgium : 59%

Austria : 58%

Germany : 56%

Greece : 48%

Estonia : 46%

Latvia : 39%

Seychelles : 37.93%

France : 36%

Lithuania : 32%

Italy : 29% & Poland : 29%

Spain : 27%

Hungary : 23%

Turkey : 17%

Russia : 4.9%

China : 0.83%

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Intentional Homicide Estimated Rates Per 100,000 in the following Countries:

Russia (excluding attempts): 13

Estonia : 6.3

Latvia (including attempts) : 3.6

Canada (excluding attempts) : 1.62

Netherlands (excluding attempts) : 0.87

Germany (excluding attempts) : 0.84%

Japan (including attempts) : 0.83%

Austria (excluding attempts) : 0.56%

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Obesity Percentages in the following Countries :

America : 30.6%

United Kingdom : 23%

Greece : 21.9%

Australia : 21.7%

Hungary : 18.8%

Canada : 14.3%

Spain : 13.1%

Germany : 12.9%

Finland : 12.8%

Iceland : 12.4%

Turkey : 12%

Belgium : 11.7%

Netherlands : 10%

Sweden : 9.7%

Denmark : 9.5%

France : 9.4%

Austria : 9.1%

Italy : 8.5%

Norway : 8.3%

Switzerland : 7.7%

Japan : 3.2%

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Number of Cigarettes bought per Year :

Greece : 3,017

Ukraine : 2,526

Russia : 2,319

Spain : 2,225

Japan : 2,028

Latvia : 1,890

Belarus : 1,846

Poland : 1,810

Belgium : 1,763

S. Korea : 1,733

Estonia : 1,718

Switzerland : 1,698

Austria : 1,684

China : 1,648

Hungary : 1,623

Italy : 1,593

Turkey : 1,499

Denmark : 1,495

United States : 1,196

Australia : 1,130

Germany : 1,125

Egypt : 1,082

Cuba : 1,010

Finland : 956

Lithuania : 920

Canada : 897

Netherlands : 888

Vietnam : 887

France : 876

United Kingdom : 790

Sweden : 751

N. Korea : 714

Norway : 493

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Beer Consumption (liters) (per capita) :

Germany : 110

Austria : 108.3

Australia : 104.7

United Kingdom : 99

Poland : 95

Denmark : 89.9

Finland : 85

Spain : 83.8

United States : 81.6

Belgium : 81

Estonia : 80

Netherlands : 77

Lithuania : 76

Hungary : 75.3

Canada : 68.3

Latvia : 68

Russia : 58.9

Switzerland : 57.3

Norway : 55.5

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Well, maybe this has helped someone write a story. Or, you know...Maybe you learned something =D