Afterward: This will be an extensive story with chapters about Johnny and his war with the dreaded Irkens. Yes you will see all characters of Jhonen and minor charters including The Resistie, Tallest, and maybe Mortis Del Soul Stealer.
Disclaimer: Johnen, SLG, and Nick own them not me but Canada is trying to own them.
Story: "Are you sure we should be abducting a human I mean Zim is down there and what if we get him by mistake then what are we suppose to do?" questioned Tallest Purple.
"I told you already we put Zim's DNA inside the computer mainframe so we don't get him and we have to get a human I mean how is it even remotely possible for a creature to be tall but stupid? So were taking one to do tests on and then will know the secret of the human height secret," said Tallest Red.
"Sir how about this human he's tall and skinny kind of like a noodle boy," reported an Irken solider.
"Excellent send him up and then will know," said Tallest Red.
Johnny was walking to the Taco Hell getting ready for another day of mindless murder and taco eating. Suddenly out of the sky a beam of purple light came down and engulfed Johnny and he instantly dispersed. Johnny was standing on a little circle in a spaceship full of green skinned aliens dressed in red or purple.
"Greetings human we are Irkens were going to do tests on you to see why your dumb but tall and you will feel pain and be forced to eat cream cheese," said Tallest Red.
"Not cream cheese you evil freak and who cares if I'm tall but dumb mostly everyone is dumb tall or short," retorted Johnny.
"You speak lies human! Guards take the human away!" commanded Tallest Purple.
Four guards came to take Johnny but as I'm sure you expected Johnny drew two blades and spun around slicing off the Irkens heads with green blood spewing out as the lifeless corpses fell to the ground.
"Guards get him!" screamed the Tallest.
The Irkens ran to get Johnny but he was already running through the maze that was the Irken Mother ship. Johnny started to slow down thinking he was in the clear but as he turned the corner thousands of Irken soldiers with guns were in his path.
"We can do this the easy way or the fun way. The easy way being you kill each other or the fun way being I kill you guys." Said Johnny as a smile grew around his face.
A shot was fired and Johnny jumped in the air with blades drawn screaming yay. He attacked Irken after Irken blood dripping everywhere and gunfire narrowly missing Johnny. Within minutes Johnny had killed every Irken solider. Johnny looked around and saw two things a video camera and an escape pod.
Johnny peered into the camera and said "All get my revenge on you just wait," and Johnny was getting into the escape pod.
"Now what do we do?" questioned Tallest Purple.
"We can't stay here it's to close to Zim but will call Zim and tell him to kill Johnny," replied Tallest Red.
As this was happening a little figure with horns on his head in space ship was watching Johnny leave through a virus he had put in to the Irken Mother ship that aloud them to see in the Irken ship.
"He is the one who will help us defeat the Irkens!" Lord Nar.