Title: 2 Stoopid 4 Wurdz

Title: 2 Stoopid 4 Wurdz

Author: CrazyHorseNinja

Disclaimer: I neither own Naruto nor the genius who created Naruto. The genius is the Great Masashi Kishimoto. Luv ya, Masashi-sensei!

Note: italics thoughts

Underlined italics logical thoughts

Now, let's begin, shall we?

Chapter 1: Man. This is Dumb.

Naruto: Kakashi-sensei's late again!

Sasuke: Naturally.

Gaara: appears out of nowhere Hello. I have returned. (Insert OOCness here…) Now give me my potatoes!

Naruto: Whosa say wha?

Kakashi: running Hi guys. Sorry I'm late. I ran into trouble and OH, MY GOD, GAARA'S HERE!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!! runs away screaming

Gaara: No. It's not 'Oh, my God.' It's 'Oh my Gourd.' And Chesus Rice.

Sakura: Huh?

Gaara: Bye!

OK, so it was terrible, but you must realize that I'm new to this, so I'm not that good at it yet. Sorry… --, But trust me, it could be worse. Hey, practice makes perfect, right? Right? Guys? Hey! Anybody? Don't just leave me! BTW my buddy Kurama, thanks for the Chesus idea! Next time, I'm introducing some OC's that a friend and I made! Thanx 4 readin!