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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:My Way
Chapter 1-Owls
Harry Potter had been living a little differently on Privet drive. Aunt Petunia had
noticed that Dudley's diet was not working. In fact, they now had to eat outside
because Dudley couldn't fit in the kitchen. Another change, since grapefruit qu--
arters didn't work, they all ate an inch of yarn at each meal. As for pleasant cha-
nges, the Dursleys still didn't know that Sirius was innocent, and Harry had told
them that a witch lived nearby, which was true; Mrs. Figg, the old lady down the
street, was a witch. As a result, the Dursleys were terrified of him.
Harry finished his inch of yarn in a second(after all, it was only an inch), and hur-
ried up for a real breakfast; once again he had sent out owls for food. He wolfed
down one of the Weasley's pies. Feeling properly fed, he noticed two owls on h-
is windowsill. One was a Hogwarts owl, and the other was one Harry didn't reco-
gnize. Harry took the Hogwarts letter. It read:
Course Books
The Standard Book of Spells(Grade 5) by Miranda Goshawk
Fantastic Underwater Beasts by Some Guy Who Knows About
This Kind of Crap
Advanced Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
The Book of Scary Dark Stuff by :)
Harry then noticed that it was holding a second letter. He took it and read.
Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform that on account of outstanding bravery, valor, and shit
like that, you have been made a prefect. Privileges include-
1. The ability to take points
2. Access to the Prefect's Bathroom
3. Ability to patrol whenever needed
4. Ability to scare little kids with stories about radioactive english muffin
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Harry sighed. It was great to be a prefect, but he didn't want to turn into a miniatu-
ure version of Percy. But he could use the prefects bathroom,he thought to hims-
elf. Plus,now whenever Malfoy made fun of them, he could make Slytherin's poin-
ts go down the drain. At this, Harry thought it wouldn't be so bad being a prefect.
He was wrapped up in his thoughts of it, when he remembered Sirius' letter.He o-
pened it and read it.
Harry,
Dumbledore will be arriving tomorow at ten a.m. After picking you up, we will tran-
sport you to the Weasley's. Have a good summer and keep in touch. And don't
worry about me, I'm safe at Remus' house.
Sirius
Harry's heart jumped at this, but then he remembered what Dumbledore had said
at the end of the year, that he should go to the Dursley's. He decided to ask them
why when they came. Harry spent the rest of the day dreaming about next year.
Harry slept easier that night than he had for the entire summer. When he woke up
at seven, he remembered what would happen in three hours and bounded happily
out of bed. Upon reaching the back yard for breakfast, he hurried over to Uncle Ve-
rnon.
"Sirius will be here at ten."
"Who?"Grunted Uncle Vernon
"You know, my Godfather!"
Upon hearing this, Vernon made a funnny noise, Petunia turned pale, and Dudley
wet his pants with the force of a firehose.
"LET'S GO!!!"screamed Uncle Vernon, and they an off. Harry watched Dudley w-
alk as fast as he could down the street, which was cracking under his weight,bef-
ore going inside to wait for Sirius and Dumbledore.
Harry was eating his second slice of chocolate cake when the clock struck ten. A
popping sound in the living room told him it was time.
"Time to go, Harry."came Dumbledore's voice.
not mine and I make nothing off it.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix:My Way
Chapter 1-Owls
Harry Potter had been living a little differently on Privet drive. Aunt Petunia had
noticed that Dudley's diet was not working. In fact, they now had to eat outside
because Dudley couldn't fit in the kitchen. Another change, since grapefruit qu--
arters didn't work, they all ate an inch of yarn at each meal. As for pleasant cha-
nges, the Dursleys still didn't know that Sirius was innocent, and Harry had told
them that a witch lived nearby, which was true; Mrs. Figg, the old lady down the
street, was a witch. As a result, the Dursleys were terrified of him.
Harry finished his inch of yarn in a second(after all, it was only an inch), and hur-
ried up for a real breakfast; once again he had sent out owls for food. He wolfed
down one of the Weasley's pies. Feeling properly fed, he noticed two owls on h-
is windowsill. One was a Hogwarts owl, and the other was one Harry didn't reco-
gnize. Harry took the Hogwarts letter. It read:
Course Books
The Standard Book of Spells(Grade 5) by Miranda Goshawk
Fantastic Underwater Beasts by Some Guy Who Knows About
This Kind of Crap
Advanced Transfiguration by Emeric Switch
The Book of Scary Dark Stuff by :)
Harry then noticed that it was holding a second letter. He took it and read.
Mr. Potter,
We are pleased to inform that on account of outstanding bravery, valor, and shit
like that, you have been made a prefect. Privileges include-
1. The ability to take points
2. Access to the Prefect's Bathroom
3. Ability to patrol whenever needed
4. Ability to scare little kids with stories about radioactive english muffin
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
Harry sighed. It was great to be a prefect, but he didn't want to turn into a miniatu-
ure version of Percy. But he could use the prefects bathroom,he thought to hims-
elf. Plus,now whenever Malfoy made fun of them, he could make Slytherin's poin-
ts go down the drain. At this, Harry thought it wouldn't be so bad being a prefect.
He was wrapped up in his thoughts of it, when he remembered Sirius' letter.He o-
pened it and read it.
Harry,
Dumbledore will be arriving tomorow at ten a.m. After picking you up, we will tran-
sport you to the Weasley's. Have a good summer and keep in touch. And don't
worry about me, I'm safe at Remus' house.
Sirius
Harry's heart jumped at this, but then he remembered what Dumbledore had said
at the end of the year, that he should go to the Dursley's. He decided to ask them
why when they came. Harry spent the rest of the day dreaming about next year.
Harry slept easier that night than he had for the entire summer. When he woke up
at seven, he remembered what would happen in three hours and bounded happily
out of bed. Upon reaching the back yard for breakfast, he hurried over to Uncle Ve-
rnon.
"Sirius will be here at ten."
"Who?"Grunted Uncle Vernon
"You know, my Godfather!"
Upon hearing this, Vernon made a funnny noise, Petunia turned pale, and Dudley
wet his pants with the force of a firehose.
"LET'S GO!!!"screamed Uncle Vernon, and they an off. Harry watched Dudley w-
alk as fast as he could down the street, which was cracking under his weight,bef-
ore going inside to wait for Sirius and Dumbledore.
Harry was eating his second slice of chocolate cake when the clock struck ten. A
popping sound in the living room told him it was time.
"Time to go, Harry."came Dumbledore's voice.