Jaspers Encyclopaedia of the Supernatural

Copyright to Stephanie Meyer.

And whoever holds the copyright to my listed supernatural beings.

Being 164 years old, I figured I had enough experience in life to write my own encyclopaedia, about the aspect which my life revolves around; the supernatural.

Okay, so where to start…

Maybe I should list them in what stages they appeared in my life…

No wait… that may be a tad tricky.

Umm... Ooh I know Alphabetical order. Duh…

Is there a problem that the alphabet can't solve?

I mean how amazing are those letters, and every day they help people out with their sentences and people don't appreciate them… Stupid Humans, one day it will click in their tiny little head of theirs, and they will finally appreciate the things they take for granted.

Anyhow's back to business,

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Angel's

See if we were talking about my Angel, I could keep talking on and on about Alice for hours. See there was this one time when …

…and I'm distracting myself.

So I shall start again.

Angels could be perceived in two ways, firstly a mental beacon of hope, bringing people joy and happiness.

And the second, the physical type, beings with feathered wings draped in white silk.

These Angels are religiously linked to God,

Or a God

Or Gods, something like that, I'm not that up to date with the whole religion concept.

I have never had any real experience with Angels, like UFO's most people will only believe them if they see them, but I'm no so sceptic as the life I live kind of involves the supernatural.

Anyway Angels deliver messages from a God to unsuspecting people, and I don't think the big err… Guy/Girl/It in the sky is exactly going to like me as I'm supposedly bound to the devil.

Oh well no biggy.

That reminds me there was this other guy I met a few years back, nice guy, his name was Angel. Come to think about it I haven't heard anything about him in ages, wonder what he is doing now...

Apocalypse, The

So I have had my fair share of apocalypse's, and frankly they are not all they are set up to be, I suppose it's because the concept of the world ending is to much for humans to take in and accept…

Okay if I start to sound grouchy, it's because Emmet has lost his rubber duck and is a bit annoyed because Alice won't tell him where she saw it.

That's my girl, it'll teach him to make impressions of me with that duck!

Anyhow, Apocalypse.

Yeah, let me think it was a couple of years back before we moved to forks. We were situated in a place called Transylvania and I had gone off on my lone travels, (Hunting trip).

I stumbled across this immense castle right in the middle of nowhere, or if you want directions it was straight along the road up from the post office.

Being the outstanding adventurer that I am, I decided to investigate. I found my way through some rather tacky drapes and into what looked like a living room. There was a small engraved box on the side of a crooked table, call me crazy but I swear it was singing to me. Anyway I opened it without a second thought and got thrown through a wall; by some guy with really bad breathe. Turns out I'd unleashed some Phase demon that would eventually destroy the world. So as every vampire with a sense of moral justice does, I attempted to fight it, for honour and love, and mainly the fact that I had nothing better to do.

Which concluded with me being stabbed multiple times, thrown through some walls and being gassed, none of which worked. Somehow I ended up in a cart of hay and god knows what else…Only to find out later, from one of my sources that the demon had been apprehended and disposed of. So as far as I am concerned I had nothing to do with it.

On the subject of Apocalypses, I met one of the legendry four horsemen. War his name was. Nice guy didn't want to get on his bad side though, a very dangerous man. We met in Morté, a hidden demon bar and I will have to request it to you. So we got chatting about the usual stuff, death, war, blood guts ect. And he mentioned how he and his friends were planning on destroying on humanity. Me being a gentleman, I wished him good luck and went on my way to my wife, my angel, my life.

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