I smiled as I watched her run. Atop my tree top perch I watched that beautiful woman run. Her ebony hair lightly bobbed as she ran at top speed. Fearing she would get too far, I dropped from my perch and silently stalked after her keeping out of sight of the persuing mary sues. Finally Elin reached a small clearing in the woods, hoping that she lost the mary sues. Pullinge her wild yet silken hair out of her face and behind a pointed ear. Hearing a noise off in the distance, she turned her head seeing the face of Legolas. As usual he looked haughty, arrogant, and incomprehensibly beautiful. He had a tiwsted and cocky smile on her face.

"What do you want?" she spat at me.
"Nothing, nothing at all." I kepet that smile on my face, I knew that it drove her absolutly crazy
"You lying bastard, why did you follow me?" I could see the anger that made her beautiful blue eyes blaze with an ice like fire, this was no longer a game.
"I'm here to help you." I lied quckly, I was actually getting used to doing this
"Once again elf you're lying" she fixed me with a stare that bored down to my very bones.
"And once again my dear Elin I am doing nothing."
In a quick and fluid movement, she had her two swoards at my throat.
"I'll ask you one last time elf, what are you doing here?"
My smile still held, "Now I wouldn't go around calling people elf, when my dear you are one yourself" I indicated to her lovely curved ears it was her turn to smile now, I loved it.
"Oh Legolas, you know that I'm new to this, I've only been an elf for a few months" her smile was sick, sadistic, sultury it wasn't even like the smiles of the mary sue wenches that had persisted on charming me, this one said, instead of 'here I am, take me', this one said, 'catch me if you can' it only made her more inticing. Her tone of voice most unpleasant, regaurdless the fact it mead my toes curl when she spoke. There was a loud crashing in the distance
Her sharp shimmering silver knives still pointed at my throat,she had whispered under her sweet, fragrant breath"damnit".