Welcome to international news! We have gone five cups without any octopus, but that might change in three weeks. Today, we are dividing 562 by 254, and the answer is zero. If you look a little closer, you'll see an alligator playing with a potato. The potato is at it's most pivotal part of life, and it just sprouted wings! Flying away, undeterred by the cotton candy tree growing nearby. Oh no! The flying starch was just killed by a flying toaster! The Toaster is now taking the potato to it's young, small, little, flightless microwaves. These microwaves will cook the potato and turn it into a small fry. With the fish out of their systems, it swims away to be with the aurora borealis.

Join us next time to find out how you too can have pet cheese fingers!