Shadowfrost: Hello, welcome to my new show in exchange for the boring Dare Show I made.
Sandpelt: That show was horribly put out and was considered one of the failed dare shows.
Shadowfrost: STOP TALKING ABOUT IT LIKE THAT!
Sandpelt: Here's the job list
Shadowfrost – Host/manager
Sandpelt and Redstripe – Co-hosts
Iron weasel band (Tripp, Derek, Burger, Ash) – Entertainment purpose
None yet – Security
Sandpelt: By the way, where's Redstripe.
Redstripe: *Crashes in on a motorcycle* I. Got. THE POWAAAAAAAAAHH!
Shadowfrost and Sandpelt: Okay. Wait, (talks to each other) stop saying what I'm saying. You're saying? I'm saying that. No, stop it. STOP THAT NOW! I SWEAR YOU'RE THE ONE SAYING IT!
Tripp: Cats.
Shadowfrost and Sandpelt: What?
Tripp: Focus.
Shadowfrost and Sandpelt: Okay.
Shadowfrost: Since this is a new show, we have to come up with our own torture ways. And our idea box is already full. The rules are – DARE ANYONE BUT THE STAFF! GENDER CHANGING, AGE REGRESSING, TIME TRAVELLING, GORE AND DEATHS WITH REVIVALS ARE ALLOWED!
Sandpelt: *Takes one torture paper* it says Tigerstar must be hit by a bat for exactly two hundred times.
Tigerstar suddenly teleports in front of them.
Tigerstar: Where am I? The last time I know was me trying to figure out what is a twoleg food and how is it different from nofur food.
Shadowfrost: Don't say it to him. You have to be tortured by being hit two hundred times by a bat. (Ten bats appears around Tigerstar and starts whacking him) Of course you have to receive two hundred blows from each of these bats.
By the end of the torture.
Tigerstar: Am boo ca si lo be tar a no pa ik lo pe.
Sandpelt: We didn't know you speak Plutonian. By the way, I like that poem.
Shadowfrost: We have no use for you now but we won't be teleporting you out of here. We're launching you off of here. (Teleports Tigerstar into a cannon) FIRE!
Tigerstar: Pi la ba non se bat re cam be! (Disappears into the sun)
Shadofrost: THOSE ARE THE LAST WORDS OF RAMBO BOLSKINI!
Sandpelt: Who's that?
Shadowfrost: I don't know but were done with one of the minor tortures. Please submit a torture in your reviews and please no flames. Please review. By the way, we are going for extreme dares and we will use more jokes on the next chapter. Bye for now.