Hi peoples! This is meh First FFVII funny fic ever. After FFVII: AC, Sephiroth and his three brothers all live together with Mother, aka Jenova. One day, Mother is fed up with her sons (except Sephiroth) and decides to take a 7 days vacation. Kadaj wants to take advantage of this moment to prove he is 'worthy' and not a complete screw up (as he was in Advent Children, ha!) and begs her to let him be 'in charge.' Eventually, she gives in and the three brothers are at their youngest brother's command. How will Sephiroth take this? How will Kadaj do with taking care of the house? Find out and be amazed…! Or something… PROLOGUE! Oh, and I must say that I don't own Final Fantasy VII, wish I did, oh well. Oh and Sephiroth and Mother may seem like they 'love' each other. Because they do! SEPHY WUVS HIS MOMMY!

Prologue:

A loud crash is heard in the living room, which brings the female alien known as Jenova to the room. The T.V. is smashed, and Kadaj and Loz are found fighting each other in the center of the room, as Yazoo casually sits on the couch watching blankly. Jenova growls furiously, striking fear and tension upon the two bickering brothers as they see their upset mother. "IT WAS HIS FAULT!" cried (literally) Loz pointing a finger at Kadaj.

"What?!" Kadaj protested. "YOU were watching your stupid "Tellie Tubbies" and being a freaking baby! I HAD to take the remote from you and change the channel or I may have gone insane!" Loz turned to his brother, with tears rolling down his cheeks.

"TELLIE TUBBIES IS A VERY EDUCATIONAL SHOW! YOU JUST HAVE TO GIVE IT A CHANCE!" he blubbered. Kadaj crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.

"EDUCATIONAL?! THE SO CALLED 'TELLIE TUBBIES' CAN'T EVEN TALK! WHAT THE HECK CAN YOU LEAN FROM THAT?!" he argued. Jenova let out an ear-splitting roar that caused complete silence in the room. Sephiroth emerged from his room and looked at his beloved mother.

"Mother…" he said in a soft voice. "What has you so stressed?" he pulled out Masamune and pointed at Loz and Kadaj. "WAS IT THEM, AGAIN!?" he interrogated angrily as his green eyes turned grim whilst facing the two. She tried to keep a straight tone when she spoke.

"I.. am SICK.. of these pathetic remnants ruining…EVERYTHING!" she yelled causing the house to shake. She glared ferociously towards Kadaj. "ESPECIALLY YOU, KADAJ! YOU MAKE ME SICK! YOU…YOU… STUPID-HEAD!" she snarled. Kadaj's face saddened.

"Forgive me Mother…" he said stifling his tears. "I- " he was cut off by Jenova's screams.

"I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT!" she hissed. "I'M TAKING A VACATION AWAY FROM YOU NIMRODS IF IT'S THE LAST THIS I DO!" she raced off, Sephiroth following. He watched her lifting her clothes and packing with her tentacles.

"Mother…" he murmured sympathetically staring at her as she paced and packed her things (A/N: Don't ask what her 'things' are, Heh, I don't know!). She looked back into his eyes and seemed to calm.

"Oh Sephy!" she said wrapping her tentacles around him. "I just can't take those pathetic excuses I'm forced to call my 'sons' anymore!" she mumbled. He patted the alien's figure on the back.

"I told you to obliterate them but noooo! You actually thought THEY could take over the earth for you!" he stated with a slight smirk. Kadaj entered the room with his hands behind his back, glaring nervously at Sephiroth and Jenova. She let go of Sephiroth and looked at Kadaj.

"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT YOU FOOL!?" she hollered at him. Kadaj flinched and tried to speak.

"M-mother? I-I want to take charge of the house while your gone to prove to you… I'm worthy your son." He stammered. She looked at him as if he was insane. Then Sephiroth let out a small laugh.

"You aren't even worthy to like moldy cheese off of a blind, deft, retarded bisexual person." He stated randomly. Jenova grabbed her bags and stormed passed Kadaj out the door of her room.

"No! Never!" she barked ready to run out the door. Kadaj blocked the door and said,

"OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE!-

3 hours later…

OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PLEASE! OH PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETY PLEASE!?!?! PUH-LEA-" he was cut off by Jenova, who strangled him with her tentacles and growled.

"Finally…" mumbled Yazoo, whom finally spoke during the three hours that he sat on the couch.

"FINE! WHATEVER! YOU STAY IN CHARGE WHILE I'M GONE! EVERYONE HEAR THAT?!" Jenova said looking around the room still choking Kadaj. Yazoo and Loz just blankly nodded. Sephiroth came in and objected.

"Are you seriously going to leave HIM in charge of US for the next 7 days!?" protested Sephiroth. Jenova released Kadaj, and turned to her oldest, her favorite, Sephiroth.

"Anything to shut him up and get me out of here…" she grumbled lowly. Her face then brightened as she came and once again hugged Sephiroth.

"Mother wuvs you Sephy!" she said cutely, followed by bestowing him a kiss on the cheek. Sephiroth wrapped his arms around the alien's figure and said,

"I hope this week doesn't feel like an eternity, the shorter it feels being away from you the better." He said (A/N: YAY! I made Sephiroth a momma's boy! Some of you are probably gagging right now, OH WELL!). Without a word, she left the room and out the door. Kadaj grinned at Sephiroth, ready to make a wise-ass comment, until Jenova opened the door and spoke in the doorway,

"As for you Kadaj, don't screw this up!" she shrieked followed by a door slam. Jenova was gone, and for the next 7 days, Loz, Yazoo, and Sephiroth were at the mercy of their youngest.

Will they survive?

Yah. End of prologue, I don't know when Chapter one will be up, as long as I have my muse with me, it should be soon. I don't care if you review, flame, or whatever. Just read it and shut it or if you want to be really stupid about it put in you 2 freak'n cents. Other than that! I hope you enjoyed this story! BYE BYEZ!