Proud Eldar captain Legolas stood in the command room of his mighty space station. He was the master of life and death and his was the power to deliver destruction. The Eldar under his command were some of the finest warriors in the galaxy. He observed the ruins of the fallen universe closely with the keen eye. His brothers and sisters were lost in the void, he could feel it. The uniform he was wearing was luxurious and epic and he felt like the god from the long gone Eldar pantheon.
But then out of nowhere the illusion of the world shattered and he found himself in chains in the dreadful and hellish place. "Where am I!? Answer me at once!" he screamed with the flaming passion of the thousand suns. "You are home sweet prince." whispered the seductive voice sensuously. "Who is that!?" gasped legolas while remembering the events that led to this tragedy. "I am Slaanesh and you are in the depths of warp!" roared the foul voice.
And then Legolas remembered. There was a battle and he was wounded, he died few hours ago. "Oh no, please don't torture me!" whimpered the brave Legolas. But the Slaanesh cared not and turned into giant snake and the snake started to devour Legolas like some primordial game of cat and mouse. "Please stop, I beg you!" ejaculated Legolas. "But we have only just begun!" answered Slaanesh.
Some people still claim that they can hear the screams of the lost Eldar captain across the vacuum of space...