Lemony: Hi-Hi! Lemony here! Anyways, this is a dare from a friend of mine, heh heh, Nin-Ni Chan is a bad influence on me. She said the idea came to here while she was making waffles!

Wicked: You and your friends are all idiots.

Awesome: Agreed.

Lemony: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? THIS IS MY STORY!

Synopsis (written by Nin-Chan): Mayuri is at it again in the Soul Society. A freaky experiment leads everyone to have some pretty bad urges, what's even worse the shinigami will release these urges in the weirdest way. There may be some M/F, Yaoi, Yuri, it just depends on Lemony's sick imagination. Ok, Story Time!

Horribly Wrong.

*Disclaimer* I don't own crap! I make no $$$

It was peaceful summer's day in the Serieti. Until…BOOOOMMMMMM! The division 12 laboratory erupted as Captain Kurotsuchi emerged from a powdery purple smoke. A sadistic grin was plastered across his face as he looked into the uncaring eyes of his lieutenant, Nemu. The sickening smile got wider and his eyes lit up as if he where telling a joke.

"I have done it Nemu!" The mad scientist exclaimed, he was walking around spasmodically and gesturing wildly while muttering to himself. Nemu stayed as quiet as mouse, she knew better than ask what he done this time. She was sure he would tell her anyway.

"I have created a new weapon of biochemical-warfare! The days slinging Zampakto have come to end! MWHAHAHA!" Mayuri babbled, Nemu stayed silent. If he had really invented some kind of new weapon, what did it do exactly? Nemu figured it couldn't hurt to ask.

"What does it do Captain?" Nemu said barely above a whisper, Mayuri stopped scribbling down notes just long enough to tell her.

"Nemu, you stupid girl! You know not to ask me questions during an experiment! But I'm so filled with joy I'll tell you! Do you see this purple cloud?" Mayuri began pointing to the huge puff of lavender smoke, "If inhaled, this deadly toxin will kill an enemy on contact! The only people who are immune to it are soul reapers! I am a genius!"

Nemu had to fight the urge to roll her eyes, somehow she knew this would end badly, the same way all her Captain's experiments ended. Usually with someone getting hurt, and then Head Captain Yammoto come down to Division 12 and threatening him. Same old song and dance! Nemu knew her job was just smile and nod. Then someone burst in the door, it was Rin Tsuborkura. He looked around with a dumb expression on his face and that said it all, he had interrupted Captain Kurotsuchi during an experiment…again. With the sudden rush of air the purple cloud escaped out the door into the air outside. Mayuri was absolutely mortified.

"Rin you idiot!" He yelled, as he ran over to strangle the brown-haired boy. Rin tried to make a break for it, but he nowhere near as fast as the mad scientist.

"I'll kill you Rin! Do you realize what you have just done?" Mayuri hollered as Nemu looked on at the two shinigami wrestling on the floor.

"Gomen, gomen, gomen!" Rin sputtered, anger flashed in Mayuri's eyes as he glanced over to Nemu.

"I don't understand Captain, if it's harmless to shinigami, what's the problem?" Nemu asked softly, Mayuri's eyes flashed.

"What's the problem? The problem is that wasn't tested, it could have side effects other than death! I'LL KILL BOTH OF YOU IDIOTS!" Mayuri roared, and that was Nemu's cue to bolt out of the room leaving Rin to fend for himself.

"Better you than me." Nemu thought as she sprinted around Division 12 barracks, she knew Mayuri would find her eventually, but she'd rather have later over sooner!

The early morning air breathed down upon the face of Division 10's Captain. The white-haired boy enjoyed the sunrise more than anything (other than watermelon). He watched as the sun crept over the horizon and gazed on as the mingle of colors swirled around. Strangely enough, there was more purple than usual. Hitsugaya chalked it up to being just another morning sunrise. But still, that was a little too much purple. He had begun to watch the sunrise when he was awaken by loud boom. After investigating and finding nothing, he figured it may have just been his imagination. But why so much purple in the sky this morning?

"Something's not right." Toshiro's intuition said to him, but still, he couldn't find a plausible answer, even if there was one. He took a deep breath, after inhaling he had a sudden coughing fit. He was hacking as badly Ukitake on a good day!

"HACK, HACK, HACK, HACK," Toshiro coughed, it seemed he was choking on smoke. The whooping cough was so horrible, Toshiro fell to his knees. What was going on? He felt fine a second ago, and then the purple in the sky, what the hell was going on? Toshio's intuition was now screaming at him something was happening, but before he could figure out what, he thought it best to see Captain Unohana. While flash-stepping to the Division 4 barracks, graphic images began to play into Toshiro's head. Images of naked women sprawled all over the place, while he fucked them mercilessly. It made his cock unbelievably hard! Toshiro tried to force the images away, but they only came back with avengence along with his raging hard-on. Toshiro needed help. Bad. Something about this whole thing just wasn't adding up. The purple cloud, the coughing, then sudden arousal…As he ran Toshiro could practically hear the women in his ears…

"Harder…Toshiro…"

"Right there…"

"Don't stop! Don't stop!"

"Shut up!" Toshiro yelled aloud, he ran as fast as his little legs could take him, it seemed like he'd never get o Division 4! Toshiro's breathing became more labored as all the blood in his body rushed to his cock. Toshiro felt as if he where going to explode…and not in the good way. Finally after what seemed like an eternity of running, he finally made it to Division 4. The sun was now high in the sky and pale blue replaced with swirl of colors from the early morning, Toshiro didn't see the purple cloud anymore. That was a good sign, right? Right? Toshiro began to bang at the doors frantically,

"Captain Unohana! I need help!" Toshiro cried helplessly, he was no longer in control of his own libido and if he didn't get some help, he was certain he'd hurt someone. Unohana greeted him at the door, and saw him inside.

"Captain Hitsugaya, I'm afraid I have a dying patient to attend to. And you look fine, just a little flushed, but otherwise normal. Do you think you can wait?" Unohana said, Toshiro shot the healing women a deadly sideways glance.

"It can't wait, Captain!" He practically yelled, Captain was taken aback by the sudden outburst of the usually mild-mannered Captain. She sighed; you'd think she'd be used to angry patients by now.

"I can't help now Captain, but Isane can." Unohana offered, Captain Hitsugaya was beyond arguing at this point, he just wanted some help! But of all people, a lieutenant? To help a Captain? Really?

"Captain Hitsugaya, I see you in here." Isane said as she approached the boy Captain. Toshiro glanced to his side and his heart nearly stopped. He never notice Isane was so…tall. And so…pretty. And so...hubba hubba! Toshiro was practically drooling as he followed her into the next room. He hopped up on the cot and it wasn't at eye-level with Isane, instead he was looking right at her chest (of all the places).

"Ok Captain, how do you feel?" Isane question as she riffled through some medical cabinates.

"Hot." Toshiro breathed, Isane examined Toshiro's medical file.

"That's not good, it says here you're prone to migraines when you get hot.

"I have migraine in my pants right now!" Toshiro thought as his eyes racked over the tall lieutenant. Isane returned the folder to the cabinet and bent down to retrieve a thermometer. Toshiro watched wide-eyed as Isane's round ass came into a perfect view.

"Isane, the bending needs to stop." Toshiro gasped as he sucked in a ragged breath, his cock throbbing painfully.

"Captain, I need to take your temperature." Isane said as she approached him once more, Toshiro felt his heart quicken. But why now? He had been this attracted to Isane or any women for that matter! All Toshiro knew was, Isane was hot and he needed relief. She popped the tool into his mouth and waited a moment.

"Hmm…110 degrees Captain your running a fever." Isane informed, and just then Toshiro Hitsugaya finally snapped…

"THAT'S YOUR FAULT!" He screamed at Isane. Poor Isane was so shaken she dropped the thermometer and looked at the irate Captain.

"W-wha-" Isane stammered, Toshiro glared at her with hungry eyes as if he where going to jump up from the cot and attack her. Isane slowly began to back away.

"You sexy, tall women…don't pretend like I didn't know what you where doing…" Toshiro purred, his natural suspicion and arousal where playing games with his head. He wasn't Toshiro any more; instead he was horny, irritated Captain.

"Captain I reall-" Isane was cut off by Toshiro pressing his lips to hers, he had stood up on the cot and leapt onto the unsuspecting women. He latched his legs around her waist and held on for dear life. Isane shocked, more confused than anything, didn't exactly know what do. Toshiro was absolutely heated, he didn't care that what he was doing was wrong, he just knew Isane was all his now! Feeling brave, he slipped a tongue into the reluctant lieutenant's mouth. Unfamiliar with this kind of contact, Isane moaned into this kiss. Although horribly wrong, this felt completely right…

"Isane…" Toshiro breathed, "I need you…"

Isane looked at him sloe-eyed, she didn't hear him. Isane wanted Toshiro to touch her, every part of her body, familiarize himself with her.

"Take off the robe." Toshiro growled, now Isane defiantly heard that part! Without any hesitation Isane disrobed and stood before the Division 10 Captain in nothing but white cotton bra and panties. Toshiro allowed himself to look at her, especially her legs.

"Your so tall, Isane." He whispered, Isane flushed a delicate shade of red.

"Its not attractive, I know." Isane said sadly, Toshiro quickly locked his arms around her thighs.

"Not at all," He said nibbling at her waist line catching the elastic of her panties between his teeth. Isane gasped, unable to expel air. She held her breath as her hands roamed thru Toshiro's white hair. She lowered her hands to Toshiro's shoulders, Isane feared she wouldn't be able to hold herself up. Toshiro placed kisses on Isane's naval, savoring the silver-haired woman's taste.

"Better than watermelon…" He thought s he continued, Isane was lost to everything but Hitsugaya at this moment.

"Captain," Isane began, "what brought this on all of sudden?"

"Nevermind that, get on the cot Isane." Toshiro replied

Isane obeyed and swung her long legs over the cot. Toshiro unceremoniously disrobed down his boxer which where horribly tented. Isane glanced down and went wide-eyed.

"So that's where all his height goes…" Isane thought with giggled, Toshiro narrowed his eyes dangerously.

"Something funny, Isane?" Toshiro questioned already knowing what she thinking. She wouldn't be laughing in few moments…

"Fuck the foreplay!" Toshiro swore as he mounted Isane. Isane, again taken aback, didn't know how to respond. She didn't have to. Her body responded for her with a sudden gush of lubrication. Toshiro, quite literally, ripped Isane's panties from her mid-section. Isane felt a knot pooling in her stomach, is this what being turned-on felt like? Because if so, Toshiro was doing a damn good job of it!

"God Isane…" Toshiro breathed looking down at her pink maidenhood, it was wet and inviting, but Toshiro need to her hear say it…

"Isane, tell me what you want…" Toshiro finished, Isane who had been thrown into another dimension finally spoke up.

"Fuck me, Toshiro." She uttered softly, and then all hell broke loose…

Toshiro plunged his aching hardness into Isane's core. He froze when he felt it convulse around him. Gods he needed this…he wanted this! Toshiro began to buck chaotically inside Isane who letting slur of obscenities and groans.

"Fuck! Toshiro! Ahhhh…" Isane moaned, with her egging him on, Toshiro thrust his hips ridiculously fast into the tall women.

"So good…Isane…" Toshiro growled looking down at the flushed women. Truthfully he could only see her naval, but nonetheless it was beautiful sight. Just as soon as it started it was over. Toshiro's loins began to quiver and shake like an earthquake, Isane trembled beneath as they pushed each other over the edge. With an ear-shattering cry they climaxed together.

"Isane…" Toshiro whispered, "Thank you."

"It's my job to help Captain." Isane replied looking at the young man. Groggily, Toshiro lowered himself onto the cot beside Isane, and they both fell asleep with Toshiro snoring while being held in Isane's arms.

Meanwhile outside, poor Unohana heard the WHOLE thing. Shocked, surprised, and highly embarrassed she thought it best not to interferer. Whatever Isane was doing was obviously helping the flushed Captain. Woozy from hearing their sounds of passion, Unohana excused herself.

"I need so air." She though as she exited the Divison 4 baracks. Outside, Unohana sighed heavily. What was the world coming to? She looked to the sky for answers. And boy did she get one.

"My, what a pretty purple cloud…"

Lemony: Ok really short lemon in this chapter. Consider it an appetizer, btw, I don't have a Beta so if I missed some stuff please let me know. AND REVIEW ME!