Okay this is a blend of 2 of my favourite Anime shows of all time. Azumanga Daioh and Dragonball Z. For ages I pondered how i'd cross over two...really incompatible series, then it hit me! So, please, my dear readers, read on!

DISCLAIMER: Obviously I don't own any of the characters or themes of Azumanga Daioh, if I did, I'd be too busy rolling around in my money to write this. I also don't own the characters or themes of Dragonball, they belong to the greatest manga-ka of all time, Akira Toriyama

Dragonball Daioh : A Ruined future

"Itakimas!" cried Tomo Takino as she departed her home for yet another day of...well generally slacking off and annoying her friends but everyone else calls it everyone's daily dose of compulsory education, otherwise school.

Tomo's route to school was pretty routine, every day of every year she did the same thing. Set off 15 minutes before her best friend, Koyomi Mizuhara. The sole purpose of which was to tag along and start off the day on a good old annoyance. Which needless to say Tomo has excelled in every morning.

"YOMI-CHAN!" Tomo yelled as she wrapped her arms around her friend and started squeezing her cheeks as if she was showing affection to some newborn baby. Needless to say this earned her a good old squeeze back and a yell of "BAKA!" from Koyomi to let Tomo know that she had succeeded.

"You really need to grow up you know" Koyomi, who we shall now refer to as her nickname, Yomi, remarked to the following Tomo. "Grow up? Nah' i'm gonna stay a kid until I join the ICPO of course, because they only accept the most mature into their ranks!" Tomo stated, and oddly enough saluted and started goose-stepping in front of Yomi with a serious look on her face.

Yomi sweat dropped at this and clouted Tomo around the head "Baka! That's the goose-step!" Tomo looked confused for a second then a smirk came onto her face. "Poor, poor Yomi, already you're mistaking a typical ICPO walk for walking like a goose, observe!" Tomo said, squatting down on the ground and waddling in a typical duck fashion "See? Totally different things! All your fat must've gone to your brain!"

The screams of anguish could be heard from miles away...

SCENE CHANGE

"Wow...this is a really beautiful day!...Osaka-san will probably say it's all part of some alien invasion or something..." Was what raced through little Chiyo-chan's mind as she left her family home for school, her favourite place to go. This was of course in no small part to her group of friends she'd been a part of for the last few years. She was looking forward to the college entrance exams, but at the same time dreading them, as that would mean she & her friends would go their separate ways after so long together, she'd have to cherish these memories, because as far as she was concerned, they were the best memories of her life.

"C...Chiyo-chan!" Came the ever spacey voice of Ayumu Kasuga, better known as Osaka. "Osaka-san!" Chiyo-chan replied cheerfully as Osaka approached with a slightly fearful look on her face. "O...Osaka-san what's wrong?" Chiyo asked worriedly, half knowing what the "problem" would turn out to be.

"W...well it's this day! It just...it don't feel right!" "Oh...why's that Osaka-san?" Chiyo asked, leading slightly ahead of Osaka as they continued towards school. "It's just...it's too perfect!! Haven't ya' noticed at all!? No clouds in tha' sky! A nice breeze in the air! All the birds are singin' in harmony! It's just wrong!" Chiyo was rather perplexed at this, in all the years they'd known each other Osaka had gone off on some tandems, but this had to be the most ridiculous reason for being worried she'd heard out of the Osakan girl yet.

"Look...Osaka-san" Chiyo said, walking up to her and looking her in the eye "Don't you think you're just being paranoid?" Osaka felt hurt at this...Chiyo-chan, her best friend...her first friend she'd ever had didn't believe her! "I...i'm...i'm bein'... paranoid ya' say?" Osaka replied, a small tear falling from her half open eyes.

"No no! I didn't mean it like that Osaka-san!" "Huh?...ya' didn't?" Osaka asked, slightly confused "Yeah! I just meant...well...some of the things you think are suspicious are good things! How about..." Chiyo searched around for a possible culprit "Haha! Look at this litter!" she cried, running over to a discarded wrapper and pointed at it. "Osaka-san, don't you think this could be the work of some sort of serial...litterbug?" Chiyo asked half heartedly, coming up with the best thing from improvisation wasn't exactly easy.

"Serial...yeah! He's been droppin' litter all over ta throw everyone off of his plot to take ova' the city! While we're all complainin' about the litter, him an' his army just swoop in without us noticin' and take ova' our minds!" Osaka said, waving her hands in the air for some sort of effect.

"Exactly! So we can help by not getting distracted and watching out for the troops at school!" So with a cry of agreement Chiyo & Osaka continued on towards school.

SCENE CHANGE

"I...I wonder if he'll be angry at me again..." Thought Sakaki Maeda as she walked down one of the many busy streets of central Tokyo on her daily walk to school. "Please...please don't be angry at me again..." She pleaded in her mind as she approached the spot she had passed every day she had been attending High school.

The spot where the seemingly always pissed off cat known as Kamineko could be found mornings and evenings. "Just...please...let today be the day you let me pet you!!" She thought as she approached him cautiously, as usual his head popped up and his eyes spread wide staring straight at the approaching girl.

"H...hello again, please let me pet you..." Sakaki said to the cat as she reached out her hand. Amazingly Kamineko didn't bite her fingertips as usual, this just may be the day!

"BAH!" Came a gruff voice from behind Sakaki, causing Kamineko to move as fast as his little legs could carry him away from the now 2 girl standing there.

"You never learn do ya' Sakaki? You just gotta scare em' off! Not try to befriend the little pests!" Advised Kagura Kuroki, Sakaki's friend, classmate and self-proclaimed rival in all things sport related.

"I...nearly..." Sakaki mumbled, shivering in slight anger and knowledge that the day was just too perfect to be true.

"Let's forget about it and get to school! We've got P.E today and we're on track! I'm gonna beat you today and you better believe it!" Kagura yelled triumphantly as she pumped her fist in the air several times.

"In fact...I'll race you to school!" Kagura declared and she took off as fast as she could ahead of the ever quiet Sakaki. Sakaki continued at her previous pace of walking, knowing eventually Kagura would realise Sakaki hadn't taken up her challenge and come back to rejoin her.

She proved her self correct after 2 minutes had passed, a slightly puffing Kagura ran back up to Sakaki looking slightly pissed "Why didn't you race?? I put my all into that as well..." Kagura asked as Sakaki looked her in the eye.

"Can't we just...you know...be friends?" Sakaki asked, her line of vision not straying from Kagura's eyes. "F...friends?" Kagura asked, slightly confused at Sakaki's request.

"But...ever since you beat me it's been...it's been my goal to best you in something...which i've yet to do..." Kagura commented with a strong hint of sadness in her voice. Kagura thought for a second, her head tilting from side to side as if it was attached to a clock.

"Well...ah screw it! Sure we can just be friends! I now officially declare the Sakaki-Kagura rivalry over!" She declared rather louder than intended, but it got the point across to Sakaki. "Thanks...Kagura" Sakaki said just loud enough for the athletic girl to hear.

"Well come on then! No point getting lectured by Yukari-Sensei for being late!" Kagura shouted as the two girl ran towards their school.

SCENE CHANGE

"Today will be different! The weather is perfect, everything has gone perfectly this morning. Now the last piece of the Jigsaw is me and Sakaki-san sharing our first kiss under the light of the sunset!" Was what went through the rather mad mind of Kaorin Aida as she set off from her home to school, where she could have her fix of her crush and idol, Sakaki.

Now that she had been transferred into the Ero-Sensei's class for her last year of high school, she saw as much of Sakaki as was possible during lunch break. This involved numerous activities such as taking as many pictures of Sakaki as she could. Trying to ask Sakaki if she could sit next to her for lunch...but failing miserably. Also there was that one time she brought binoculars to school and skipped lessons to watch Sakaki through the window, this turned out to be a bad idea however as he was caught within the first 10 minutes by Kurosawa-Sensei who was taking her class to the pool, where Kimura-Sensei would be no doubt lurking.

But one day she would do it, confess her long felt feelings for Sakaki, and finally find true happiness!

"Kaorin...hello...KAORIN!" shouted the girl in question's best friend. Chihiro Suzuki the calmer, more sensible half of their friendship.

"H...huh?" Kaorin asked, slightly drooling from a no doubt erotic daydream involving Sakaki. "Daydreaming again? At least keep it for your room, not in the middle of the street people might think there's something wrong with you..." Chihiro asked, slightly doubting her idea that Kaorin in fact didn't have anything wrong with her.

"Well the only person who I care about thinking good of me is my Sakaki-san! Everybody else is irrelevant!" Kaorin declared loudly, getting a few strange stares from passers by.

"You really need to stop that you know...you should consider other people's feelings instead of just your own..." Chihiro commented, unsure of how her friend would interpret it.

"I do! I consider Sakaki-san's feelings!" Kaorin answered with a grin on her face. "No, I mean everyone's, calling people's feelings irrelevant isn't really nice you know..." Chihiro answered "Well...screw them!" Kaorin answered rather loudly.

"Sakaki-san wont like you if you're insensitive to other people's feelings you know" Chihiro said with a slight grin on her face "Oh...right..." Kaorin answered quietly. "Well for Sakaki-san i'll do anything! From now on i'll consider other people's feelings!" Kaorin said patting Chihiro on the shoulder.

"Great! Now lets get to school, you know what happens if we're late twice in one week..." Chihiro said and they ran the rest of the way to school

It's rather depressing actually. To think that such a...picture perfect day could turn into a living nightmare...

Well that was the debut chapter for my second fic! I hope you guys like it! The antagonists will be revealed in the next chapter! So see you, probably in a week or two with chapter two up! Pop in a review would you?