A/N: This is my first fan fiction ever (if it even qualifies as a fan fiction since it is a list!!) so be nice please!! This is just a list of things I do!! LOL!!

POLITE flames accepted!! :-D Enjoy!!

Disclaimer: This is just a list of things I do, so please don't sue!! I don't own Twilight or anything besides my two indoor cats!!

1. You used to HATE Volvos… now you worship the ground they drive on!!

2. Normally, you stay up until 4:00 a.m. rereading your favorite scenes even on school nights, thus flunking your Math test.

3. You can't remember, no matter how hard you try, what you did BEFORE you read Twilight.

4. You have conversations with the characters when you're alone

5. You have gotten in 'fights' with Rosalie, Alice, or Bella over Emmett, Jasper, or Edward

6. You have a paperback copy of Twilight which is COVERED in tape to keep it together because it's been read so many times

7. Your friends have dubbed you Twilight and you respond to it now

8. You have dreams about Bella and Edward (or any of the Cullens for that matter) frequently

9. You're actually reading this list

10. People (namely your friends) are considering submitting you to an insane asylum for the rest of you life

11. You have a play list for Twilight, New Moon, and/or Eclipse

12. You bring Twilight or N.M. or E. EVERYWHERE you go

13. Your favorite colors are now black and red

14. Desperately awaiting the release of Breaking Dawn, you have now taken to reading Fan Fiction obsessively

15. Your mother/parents are thinking of you tested for mental health issues because of your new obsession with vampires

16. You have a copy of one of the books in front of you now

17. You want to move to Forks, Washington or Denali, Alaska to try to meet the Cullens

18. Everything and anything reminds you of the Twilight series

19. You can spot connections to Twilight, N.M., or E. in everything no matter how random (example: mushrooms)

20. You 'write' things for Twilight, N.M., or E. in your sleep

21. You are unconditionally and irrevocably with a Twilight character (Edward)

22. You know I took part of that last line from the back of Twilight

23. You block your thoughts from Edward or you think things to him

24. People are now kind of scared of you because you're so obsessed over Twilight

25. You worship Stephenie Meyer but at the same time you are unbelievably jealous of her for creating/owning

26. You used to want to go to Italy… now you are scared the Volturi will attack you if you go near Volterra

27. Your computer dictionary knows words such as Volturi and Volterra

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Ya… so this is basically things I do/have done PLEASE REVIEW SO I'LL FEEL LOVED!! :-D I might add to this list but I need ideas so again REVIEW!! :-D