Don't know how good this story will be, I'm a little rusty. The last story I wrote was in the beginning of 2006 so it's been a while. Hope you like it. This chapter is a little dull, but I promise I'll make it much better as I go on. I'll try and get chapter 2 done and submitted within the next few days. Please Review!

Disclaimer - I do not own any of the Family Guy characters in the story.

An ordinary day in the Griffin house.

Brian: Finally, I'm finished with my book.

Stewie: Really, it took long enough. What was it three or four years?

Brian: Shut up, I don't see you with a finished book that's going to be published.

Stewie: Aw, but that's where you're wrong. (Pulls out a book)

Brian: Stewie's guide to world domination...you've got to be kidding me.

Stewie: Nope, and it's in hardcover next week.

Brian: At least mine is something people will be interested in. I finally though of a perfect name for it.

Stewie: What would that be dog?

Brian: One Night in Paris

Stewie: Are you kidding me, you're naming it after a porn movie.

Brian: What! No! The book is about a night in Paris, what are you talking about?

Stewie: You haven't seen the Paris Hilton tape. It's all over the internet...

Brian: Damn it took forever to think of that name. Now what am I going to call it.

Stewie: How about "The Book about one night, that took 3 years to write"?

Brian: You know, that sounds good but it's a little long, think it'd fit on the cover?

(Peter enters room)

Peter: Hey guys what are you doing?

Brian: Talking about our books.

Peter: Oh, well then this is clearly not a conversation for me. Can we talk about TV?

Brian: Um ok, what about it?

Peter: Did you hear Rosie's quitting The View?

Stewie: Oh God, no way! Are you serious, she can't!!

Peter: Nope, no joke she's quitting.

Brian: Huh, wouldn't know, don't watch the show.

Stewie: How can you not watch it man.

Peter: Yeah, that's so uncool.

Brian: Well I've gotta go call my publisher.

(Lois enters room)

Lois: That's good you finally finished your book Brian, I can't wait to read it.

Stewie: Oh yeah I know, 300 pages dedicated to one night.

Peter: 300 pages! That's about 300 pages to many for my liking. If you make a movie I'll be sure to catch it on TNT though.

Stewie: Well I'm glad to say my book is coming out on movie soon.

Brian: Oh wow, can't wait to watch a movie about world domination. Been waiting for that all my life.

Lois: Oh, I'm sure it'll be a cute movie Stewie.

Stewie: Cute!! No it will not be cute!!

(Brian leaves room)

(Meg enters room)

Meg: I'm going out everyone, be back for dinner.

Lois: Where are you going honey?

Meg: Well I met this girl on myspace and we're going to meet at starbucks.

Brian (talking loudly from kitchen): I'll come with you after this phone call, I could use a coffee.

Brian (talking on phone): No it's not a pornography, it's about a romantic night in Paris, France.

Stewie: Oh, told you.

(Brian and Meg leave a few minutes later)

Stewie: So where is Chris?

Lois: I'm not sure he left earlier. I think he said him and some friends were going to see a movie.

Peter: And he didn't invite me?

Lois: Well you're not always to pleasent in the theatre, what with all your talking, eating, and passing gas.

Peter: Well excuse me if I like to know what's going on in the movie, and I eat the food the theatre provides for me.

Stewie: This is boring I'm going up to my room.

Lois: Okay honey.

(Stewie leaves room)

Peter: Hey, wanna do it.

Lois: WHAT!!!!

Peter: Well all the kids are gone

Lois: Stewie's right upstairs.

Peter: We could lock him outside.

Lois: I'm not locking my son out.

(Lois leaves room)

Peter: I'm going to the bar.

(Peter leaves room)