Standard Disclaimers Apply.
This is in response to the Challenge put out on our Yahoo group by mordechaimalachai if you get a chance read TillThatTime's paradoy too it is hilarious
Okay so due to demand on the yahoo group I am posting these. I am going to put a warning on them for Language and Crudeness. So please take it with a grain of salt. And remember that it is a parody.
Dear Fanfiction Writers
HSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSM
Dear Fanfiction Writers,
Hello, I'm sure most of you know me, Troy Bolton? The object of your desire, the one you write endless tales of romance, hope and drama about. Yeah heres a news flash, I'm not gay. I do NOT like Ryan Evans, and I most certainly am not afraid of my own sexuality.
I mean just because I've kissed him (in the most amazing mind blowing way) doesn't mean I'm a fag, I mean guys kiss other guys all the time right? And Ryan? Psh, talk about such a drama king, he's always talking about how great his sister is, I mean what the hell? Just because he has perfect hair, and gives really fucking good blow jobs, doesn't mean I don't hate him.
It should be clear to everyone, I'm a jock and he's a drama nerd, we do not get along. I mean how could we? We come from such different parts of the High School continuum. How could we ever survive? You don't get me, you will never understand me, you know why? Because I am better than you, I am a basketball GOD. And all you do, is sit on a computer and make up little fantasies about me.
How could you do this to me? Involve me in your own stupid world, with your stupid generic plots. You know what my friends are saying now? All of them hate me, because of you. They even wrote shit on my locker, how petty is that? Ugh, I just don't understand you fan girls.
Sincerely,
Troy Bolton
HSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSMHSM
So this is is part one of four in the series, I'll probably have the other ones up within a week I think