Elements of gravity

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Okay, this was getting ridiculous! Shouted princess Wendy to herself as she fought through the troll castle. Spinner trolls, sphere trolls, fire trolls, bomber trolls, spawner trolls, giant trolls, cannon trolls, slasher trolls?!

Seriously, who comes up with this crap!?...Well, whatever. She was in the throne room now...There were the ancestors! And her mother! Kalus was torturing them!

Wendy cracked her knuckles eagerly. Well, one good thing came out of this whole mess; she got to finally knock her bratty sisters block off! She began to step away from the statue she was hiding behind and-

CRACK!

Suddenly everything went dark...

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When she woke up she was back home in the Enchanted Kingdom...Being yelled at by the Mystic! Wendy groaned. Like she'd really sit around and wait for some dumb book to be repaired while her family was being ripped apart!

Still...she had to admit things were bad...The troll king Thorn had returned with his army, the elf armies were losing ground fast, the entire royal family(except her)was gone, and apparently her last three elemental Warriors were taken!

No, not a good situation at all. And now she has to convince Ortho of her "worthiness!?"...She wondered if she could get away with burning a small part of him...

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She was starting to think these two had gotten senile. Her "test" had consisted of looking around, flapping her wings, and kicking the warrior trainer in the face!

Well, whatever. she wasn't going to question an easy win...

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Alright, things were looking up! The portal to the shadow realm was apparently nearby! Finally! Some good news!...Or as good a news as can be expected learning a doorway to a dead land filled with shadow trolls is in your backyard can be anyway...

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Man, these Shadow Trolls were stupid! They stood around like morons and sent minions after her that were made out of their weakness? Wendy smiled with satisfaction as the Shadow troll exploded!

And there was Pumelweed! Already in it's Elemental Warrior form! "Wow, great work Ortho!" She exclaimed. Ortho however looked uneasy within the WotNot Book.

"That...wasn't me! But that's impossible! No sprite has the power to become a warrior without me!" Wendy shrugged unconcerned. "The shadow troll must've done something or whatever." She said nonchalantly as she walked up to the giant plant.

"R-right...Yes...T-that has to be it!" Said Ortho...Although he didn't sound so sure. Wendy walked up the warrior and began to summon her transformation energy that would assimilate the warrior into her being-

ZAP!

Wendy cried out in pain as she dropped on all fours. "Wha-what the hell just happened!?" She exclaimed. Ortho frantically fluttered around. "I-I don't know!" Exclaimed a very disconcerted Book.

"This is completely unprecedented! It seems as though something is wrong with the royal transformation magic!"

Wendy groans. If it wasn't one thing it was another! She sighed. Oh, well at least they had Pumelweed back- Wait where'd it go?

She quickly looked around just in time to see the warrior jump through the portal back to the Enchanted Kingdom! "Wait, come back!" She shouted as she and Ortho chased after it.

When they left, two beings appeared. "See? What did I tell you?" Asked a teenage boy. Thorn nodded impressed. "Alright, I got to give credit where credit is due. You were right on both accounts...I guess I won't kill you today then."

He says half-jokingly as he snaps his fingers and summons a large number of trolls. Thorn chuckled. "They won't know what hit 'em!" Dipper Pines nodded as he watched the trolls get ready to pour into the still open portal to the Enchanted Kingdom...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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