DISCLAIMER: I don't own DC...(Hell, I don't really even watch it)

Pairings: Shin/Heiji (sex!!! yoai sex!!!) Shin/Ran (No sex!!! . )

Shinichi polished of the last of three sake bottles that had been kept in the liquor cabinet and burped loudly with his hand over his mouth. Awkwardly he got up and moved toward the door but stumbled over his feet and fell through the thin paper screen. "Shit," with a groan he rolled onto his back and put his hand on his forehead with closed eyes. "Well, well, hey there menudo, how bout a drink?" Shinichi opened his eyes and saw above him Heiji Hattori, his face graced with a smirk.

"Nhhuu..," fucking Heiji, can't even tell him to shut the fuck up, my head hurts. Heiji crouched down over the inebriated Shinichi and slowly ran his finger down his jaw line.

"I could take advantage of you menudo, I could fuck you and you wouldn't remember it in the morning." Heiji lowered his face over Shinichi's and slowly trailed his tongue down the path his finger had just made. "What do you say Kudo," he whispered in Shinichi's ear, causing him to shiver at the boys warm breath, "Want to fuck?" Shinichi made a sound that could have be mistaken for a whimper or a moan. Heiji chose the later and he bent down for a surprisingly soft kiss. Shinichi's eyes went wide and he tried to squirm away but Heiji held him down.

"Hattori, I... we shouldn't be doing this, I'm not gay." Shinichi tried once again to break free of Heiji's grasp.

"The hell you aren't, I see the way you look at men, you watch them as they bend down and when they take off their shirts, you want a man, I am a man, and I'm throwing myself at you!" Heiji's voice had gone sharp at the end and he blushed, getting off Shinichi and sitting in a nearby chair. Shinichi got up and wiped at his forehead, which was covered in sweat. "I'm not gay, I'm bi." He moved towards Heiji and leaned down over him, barely kissing him. "And I do want you, badly, see," Shinichi motioned toward his bulging jeans, which was growing tighter over his erection by the second. "But Ran will be home soon." But Heiji wasn't listening; he had been staring at Shinichi's incased member, his mouth practically salivating.

He reached up and pulled the aroused boy onto his lap, claiming his mouth instantly with no gentleness involved. Shinichi gave up after a short struggle and licked Heiji's bottom lip for entrance. The older boy happily complied and let Shinichi's tongue invade his mouth without hesitation; their tongues did a tango, each one wanting to dominate the other. Breathless they broke the kiss as their lungs betrayed their lust. Shinichi moved his swollen lips down Heiji's neck, sucking on the warm flesh below his ear. The boy beneath him moaned with anticipation, his hands hurriedly unbuttoning the others shirt. Heiji ripped off Shinichi's shirt and pushed him off his lap onto the floor. "No more teasing Kudo."

Just then they heard a door slam and a female voice call out "Shin-Chan! I'm back, where are you?" Shinichi got up fast, grabbing his shirt he ran into the bathroom to take care of himself before facing Ran. Heiji grabbed his hat which had at some point during the situation been thrown to the ground and covered his hardness. "Shit," he muttered as Ran walked into the room with that clueless look on her face, "Hattori? Why are you here, where is Shin-Chan?" Heiji stummbled over his excuse, flustered from the previous events,"Oh, um I just stopped by to...ask about the homework assignment, I think Kudo is in the bathroom." Heiji blushed slightly and looked down "Um, I think that I'm just going to take off now." He bowed slightly to Ran and quickly shuffled away, and out the door.

Shit, that was close, if she hadn't slammed the door so hard and yelled she could have walked in on us, but would that have been so bad. Would Shinichi have to choose between us, would he choose me? Was he just drunk or did he really want me, I could have had him, I almost had him. Heiji kicked an empty soda bottle lying on the sidewalk in frustration. Just then it started to rain, and with a sigh Heiji looked up at the sky "FUCK YOU TOO YOU OLD BASTARD!" He turned around at the sound of chuckling, Shinichi stood there with an umbrella, "Hattori, is that anyway to talk to our lord and savior?" He walked toward Heiji and handed him the umbrella, then pulled him close and whispered into his ear, warming his cold neck, "Don't tell anyone what happened here tonight," He pulled back and smiled at Heiji, "or it will never happen again." Heiji sucked in the cold air and watched his rival walk away from him, rain pouring down on his broad shoulders. He too turned away and walk opposite of the man he loved, he felt inside that that would be the case many times after this.

AN/ Yey, it is finished, I have been wating to do those to as a couple for so long, even though they aren't really a couple...um, its complicated, many emotional breakdowns will be involved, but who cares. Now in some parts of the story Heiji calles Shinichi, Menudo ( a bad 80's band involving one night of bad pot and riki martian.) this is because i heard his last name at 4:00 in the morning and thought...Menudo! Well, thats all I have to say, so untill next chapter, peace and kumquats.