A/N Yay my first ever HP fic! I wrote this on the APEC public holiday ( don't worry if you don't know what APEC is)
Discclaimer: I own nothing! I am broke so suing me is a waste of time1
This is a story of Lily calling up one of her old friends from Hogwarts (pretend she hasn't heard from lily since she and James hated each other) Ill just call her Alice longbottom (Neville's mum) so that she has a name.
Engagement
Bring bring
Alice: Hello?
Lily: Is this the longbottom residence?
Alice: Yep, Alice speaking
Lily: HI ALICE! This is Lily from Hogwarts!
Alice: LILY EVANS!!!!!!!!! It's been so long! How are you doing?
Lily: Well actually I'm engaged
Alice: THAT'S SO EXCITING!!!!!!!!!!! Hold on I'll get frank
Silence
Frank: hello?
Lily: Hi Frank this is lily from Hogwarts
Frank: Oh hi Lily how've you been? How's James?
Lily: James is fine
Alice: Who's James?
Lily: Don't you remember James?
Alice: no………
Lily: Hold on a sec I'll put him on
Silence
James: hello?
Alice: so you're James
James: yes that is my name
Alice: who are you?
James: You don't remember me that's soooooooo sad. LILY ALICE DOESN'NT REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!
(Background
Lily: JAMES ACT YOU'RE AGE NOT YOUR SHOE SIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sirius: HI LILY!!!!! OH JAMES WHO"RE YOU TALKING TO!!!!!!!!)
Alice: who was that?
James: oh that was SIRIUS GET OFF ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Background Sirius: BUT I WANT TO TALK TO ALICE TOO!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: JUST PUT IT ON SPEAKER PHONE!!!!!
Sirius: OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!)
Beep
Sirius: HI ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: ummmmmmmm hi? Who are you?
Sirius: WAAAAHHHHH JAMES ALICE DOESN'T REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: WHO ON EARTH IS JAMES?
Sirius: you don't remember James?
Alice: no……………………
Remus: hello
Lily: Remus when did you get here
Remus: just now
Alice: who are you?
Remus: hello I am Remus Lupin
Alice: ohhhh………………….. Hi Remus. Wait a second what are you doing in lily's house
Lily: well actually its James's house
Alice: WHO IS JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: WAAAAA ALICE DOESN'T Lily: JAMES SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: but lily flower
Lily: call me that again and I won't marry you!
James: shutting up
Alice: WHO IS JAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
James: that would be me! Quiditch star and the most awesome person ever
Lily: who has a bighead is a prat and …… am I missing anything
Alice: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE THAT JAMES?????
James: Yep
Alice:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU'RE MARRYING POTTER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lily: I think I'll call her back tomorrow.
Beep
A/N tadaa done! Well this isn't my best story ever but oh well! Suggestions are greatly appreciated!
Peace out
Demonfromthepast