Disclaimer: I own none of the characters on the show.

Cyborg's POV:

I looked across the room. Ah, the fresh smell of old underwear filled my lungs. I love my room. But nobody else seems to.

I walked into the living room and took a seat on the big, circular sofa. "Hey, Star!" I screamed.

"I'm right next to you…" She said.

"Oops!" I whispered. I quicly scratched my metal crotch and then smelled it. Mmmm, I thought. It smelled just like old cream cheese.

"Sick!" Starfire yelped in disgust. She left the room. I was embarrassed. All of the Titans were treating me differently lately. It was like they thought I was a dork. Even Robin, the leader, tried not to talk to me. Beast Boy never wanted to play video games any more. It was strange.

"Yeah, Blackfire is coming over with her twins later." I overheard Raven say.

"They are so cute! They are really little." Beast Boy replied.

Just then, I knew what I had to do to redeem my status in the Teen Titans.

*LATER

"Hey!" Blackfire announced her arrival.

"Sister! You're here!" Starfire exclaimed and gave Blackfire a big hug. They had become closer since Blackfire got pregnant with the twins. She was prostituting and wasn't sure who the father was.

"Hi Star. I brought the babies!" Everyone went over to look, with the exception of me. I just layed back, getting ready to put my plan into action.

"Oh, little Glen needs to be changed! Did you make a stinky?" Everyone 'aaaaaawwwww'ed and Blackfire took him over to the dining table. We aren't very sanitary.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" I shrieked. I began to poop. I took off my metal underwear to expose a nude butt and private. Diarrhea spewed.

"CYBORG!" Raven screamed. "What are you doing?" She was furious. Just then, Starfire got sick all over the carpet.

"I made a stinky!" I said in my baby voice. I thought I was cute.

"You're disgusting. Leave, you're not a Teen Titan anymore." Robin said, holding back his rage.

"But you thought it was cute when the baby pooped!" I shouted, still pooping.

"You should have self control by your age…" Beast Boy chimed.

"Oh." I left the tower. I left a trail of mushy, smelly dung on my way out.

I guess I messed up!!!!

*The point of the story is that Cyborg is a dork.

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