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DEW Challenge: Demon Dean or Soulless Sam & pets. Crowley just wants to be loved. 200 word drabble (100 for each Winchester!)
Written for the 'Drabbles Every Weekend' challenge at SPN_BigPretzel on LiveJournal.
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Och Aye Pet
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Crowley had been feeling dejected since Growley's demise. He'd had that hellhound since he was a mere pipsqueak of a demon.
Perhaps that's what I'm lacking, he thought. Reaching a sudden decision, he sat up and clapped his hands in a loud summoning.
"Och, did ye want summat? Is me poor wee laddie feeling all sorry for hisself?" his mother drawled in her longwinded, fingernails-on-chalkboard voice.
"Yes," said Crowley, barely able to contain his eye roll. "Make yourself useful for once, you old bag and summon me up a pet."
"A pet, ye say? Surely ye dinnae want some manky beastie when you've your mother's love?"
Crowley looked at his watch. She really does speak ridiculously slowly.
"Just get on with it! Something cuddly that gives unconditional love, chop chop!"
"I know just the thing," she cackled. There was a puff of tartan smoke that cleared to reveal two tall brooding figures.
Crowley frowned as he looked closer. "Demonic Dean and soulless Sam?" he muttered. He rounded on his mother. "I said unconditional, not unrequited, you stupid crone!"
"Och, I could never keep those straight." She arched an eyebrow. "Talking of which, I notice ye're not complaining about the packaging!"
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