EXT. DIB'S HOUSE

Dib walks out.

DIB (V.O.)

Who says there're no such things as aliens? Not me. My name's Dilbert. But because I called dibs on the best seats, everyone calls me DIB. Now, I'm a paranormal investigator. Because of that, people think I'm crazy... well, except a friend of mine named Frank, and that weird girl named Gretchen. However... they all thanked me... and it all started at school, on September 21, 2023...

FADE IN:

INT. MISS BITTERS'S CLASS

Miss Bitters stands with a presumedly new kid. He has black hair and blue eyes. He wears a red shirt with pink sleeves (Not hot pink, more like pastely pink), black pants, Black snow gloves, and black rain boots. He has unusual green skin.

MISS BITTERS

Class, I would like to introduce the newest, hopeless appendage to the student body. His name is... Zim. Zim, if you have something to say, I recommend you say it now, because after this moment, I don't wanna hear another sound from you!

ZIM

Hello, friends. I am a perfectly normal human worm baby.

As Zim talks, Everyone looks bored except Dib, who stares (and points) at Zim with his mouth agape.

ZIM (CONT'D)

You have nothing, absolutely nothing to fear from me. Just pay no attention to me and we'll get along just fine.

MISS BITTERS

Take your seat, Zim.

(As Zim walks to his assigned seat)

Today's lesson is on, yet again, our universe... but this time, you'll also learn how it will implode.

Zim raises his hand.

MISS BITTERS (CONT'D)

Yes?

ZIM

Suppose that one day, there's an alien invasion. What will we do?

MISS BITTERS

... as I was saying, Blah blah blah...

DIB

Okay, am I the only one seeing an alien sitting in class?

Everyone looks around.

DIB (CONT'D)

There.

Pan across the students.

DIB (CONT'D)

RIGHT THERE!

We pan to Zim.

DIB (CONT'D)

THAT'S NO KID! He's an Alien!

THE GIRL BEHIND ZIM

Not this again. You're crazy.

SOME OTHER STUDENT

She's right. I mean, COME ON! You've even claimed Bigfoot was in your garage

DIB

He was using the belt sander.

ZIM

Yeah. Man, he's crazy. I remember that one time he-

DIB

HEY! You just got here! I know what I'm talking about! And it's sitting right there! How could you see past his disguise? What's with his skin?

ZIM

Ah... I have a rare skin condition.

MISS BITTERS

Blah blah blah... go now.