Jiraiya, the Lemon Expert!
Written By: The Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR
Summary: A different type of Ask fic. Need help learning the finer points of a Lemon? Want to know what Jiraiya preferres? Or do you just want a good laugh? Then you've come to the right place!
Yo, everybody! This just came into my head, and wouldn't leave me alone! I hope you enjoy it!
It was a dark and stormy...
"Yeah, yeah, we get it, Metal-King! This is the opening that your human counterpart used for the OTHER Ask fic that you've made!" Jiraiya said from his spot on a couch in the white room. "So let's just skip it, alright?"
"Humph. Fine, you Horny Bastard," Metal-King said, glaring at Jiraiya. Then turning to the readers, he said, "Okay, here's the downlow. This is an Ask fic just like my counterpart's 'Yep, it's another Ask Naru-crew' fic. Only this time, Jiraiya is the main star, NOT Sasuke and Naruto. You can ask him questions, but they MUST have something to do with Lemons, or any other Sexual thing. Otherwise, it will just be ignored."
"And like the other Ask fic that the REAL King has come up with, we'll be having guest stars from Naruto, and other places, come in and help with the fic. This fic will be updated at least once every month, if not more, since the real King still wants to work on the other Ask fic," Jiraiya added, looking bored.
"...And that's really all you need to know," Metal-King said. "Send in those questions, and hope you enjoy!"
"Okay, now where's my harem of lovely young girls?" Jiraiya demanded.
"You'll get those ONLY if this fic does okay," Metal-King replied.
"...Metal-Bastard..." Jiraiya said.
And that's the opening! I hope you enjoy! Oh, and the questions I'm talking about are like this!
"Jiraiya, which do you think is hotter? Mortal Emeny Sex, or Best Friend Sex?"
Questions like that. I hope you enjoy it. And have LOTS of questions! You can ask either Metal-King, or Jiraiya.
Catch you next continue!