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Are Paladins Helpful?

As the sun risen as Davis and his other fellow alliance friends arrived at Thereamore preparing for the onward attack from the Scourge. Boats were passing by and soldiers were preparing themselves. The other classes prepared their spells and hunters checked their bow string. Meanwhile Shamu and Vector left Stormwind arriving at the Stranglthorn Vale Zeppelin.

"Gah...Wretched Humans and their pesky shit," Vector said brushing off his shoulder.

"I just think their plain stupid. Like that dumb paladin back at the court," Shamu said.

"You mean the really retarded one asking those dumb questions?"

"Yeah! It's hard to believe how he can put on his own armor!"

Meanwhile at Thereamore the cloaked man walked by the ships at the port. He seemed curious of what was going on. Then John noticed him as he started walking to a nearby soldier.

"Excuse me sir which fleet is commandeering the ship playing the north position for the blockade?" The mysterious figure asked. The soldier cleansed his sword and got up to his feet.

"Why it's that group right their. One of our best mens on that," the soldier pointed to the well geared militia heading to a boat.

"Thank you," The cloaked figure walked away and made a smirk.

"Um is something fishy about that guy?" John asked tugging Davis by the shoulder. Davis turned around stopping his conversation with Belle.

"No not really," The warrior responded. The group examined what the man was doing until a dark portal opened behind the militia. The man's hand were set in front of him as if he was summoning something. All of a sudden two plague ghouls and a huge horrific abomination jumped out of the portal ambushing the group.

"What the hell is going on!" The captain said defending his self. The crew ere set in array as they scrambled in circles and tried running away from the noxious gas the ghouls played. The huge abomination danced around swinging his axe slashing the men to death. It's opened up body dripped a somewhat disturbing greenish liquid. The group diminished in a matter of seconds.

"Son of a bitch!" Davis yelled arming his self with his trusty Quel'Serrar. Zero later on appeared behind him.

"I've dealt with zombies a lot!" he said.

"Yeah right! I bet you play video games with zombies in it as your so called 'heroic' exaggerated actions," John criticized.

"Awww you didn't have to ruin it," Zero said as he remorsed through a flashback of him playing Resident Evil 4 in his grandmother's basement. Davis charged at the abomination pulling a series of combos to push it back. Belle obviously healed him while John blasted away with his shotgun. Zero on the other hand was being annoying.

"Yea take that!" Zero said swinging his mace into the air!

"Stop doing cool moves and actually use them in battle!" John yelled. The first ghoul went down as John aimed for it's head. The other ghoul was dealed with as Zero entered in combat. The fury of the paladins mace easily took down the cool along with an Exorcism spell.

"Holy shit Zero how the hell did you take it down so easily!"

"My dad said... I would make a great exorcist!"

"Ok.." John said in awkwardness. Soon the ghouls were defeated and Davis struck the abominations head with a few jumps from it's two front arms. The gargantuan undead fell on the group causing a huge vibration of noise. The cloaked man stepped in and pulled out an evil looking curved sword.

"Here the Scourge's weapon soon to be fully powered!" The blade hade a skull at the top of the handle. It glowed with awe and the alliance group looked at it in amazement. Never had they seen such immense power before. "Now to get rid of you pesky vermins!" The cloaked man unraveled his mask and revealed his self as an undead. A portal opened up near the group and sucked them up.

"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING!?" John bellowed trying to resisted the gravitational pull.

"Hold hands this way we won't get lost!" Belle said reaching for John's hand.

"Wheeeee were going on a roller coaster ride!" Zero said instantly caught in the vortex.

"You idiot!" Davis turned his head watching Zero jumping into his unlikely doom. The vortex was able to take them in and soon they were seperated. Zero and John landed on a ground of snow. John's face went smack on the chilly surface. He got up and shook his head like a wild mutt after a bath.

"What the hell just happened?" The dwarf gazed at the snowy horizon.

"Hey John look it's a Gnomesicle!" Zero said pointing straight at a gnome incased in ice. His hairstyle was that of a look alike Super Mario character. John marched towards the object shivering his arms together.

"Burrrrr... It seems he was frozen for a long time!" he said examining his gear which seemed to be a long time Magister Robe. Zero pulled out his mace and started to crack open the ice. "What the fuck are you doing?"

"I'm opening this guy up! I bet he is a caveman," Zero replied continuing the process. Soon the gnome mage was set free from his icy prison.

"Ahh!!! Free at last from that deadly troll hunter," The gnome said brushing off the snow off his robe. Zero and John looked at the pint-sized gnome in astonishment.

"John it's speaking! Hi my name is Zero and this is stinky headed oompa-loompa John," Zero slowly said as if he was talking to a mentally retarded person. John looked at Zero putting a fist up at him.

"You moron! Im a dwarf not an Oompa-Loompa you no good helping paladin!" John said getting closer to the imbecile.

"Ok where am I exactly?" the gnome asked in a medieval accent. "I mean why is it so bloody cold?"

"Ok first of all this is the present and the Scourge is preparing an attack on the Alliance and Horde-,"

"No they are zombies," Zero interrupted.

"No Ok back to what I was saying. Some cloaked dude attacked Thereamore and killed the best militia they had and-,"

"You mean the zombie dude?" Zero rudely interrupted again.

"No now shut up! So we were sent to check it out then we got sucked up into a portal which-,"

"Ugh! John! We were sent by the Stormwind City Gov-,"

"GOD DAMN IT! IM EXPLAINING THE STORY HERE!"

"Ok well since you two were so kind to break me free I will require some assistance and I will offer you one wish," the gnome said.

"Oh sweet a wish!I knew it he was a fairy!" Zero jumped in excitement.

"No stupid he's a freaking gnome. Ok anyways we'll help but what's your name?" The hunter asked.

"I was the great hero of Winterspring! I guarded the remnants of the broken Ice castle...," The gnome mage went on and on and constantly bickered about his life story.

"Ok Zero you could have interrupted him while he was talking."

"I didn't knew he was talking I was looking at the snow," Zero said still staring at the snow for the past hours.

"Sigh... Ok gnome dude we'll call you...," John searched across the snowy field trying to think of a name. "We'll call you Chilly!"

"But my name is-," The gnome tried to say his full name till John tried to intercept his message. The three walked to the gnome's destination in hopes of trying to clear his so called goal. Anyways back to where Belle and Davis disappeared. Out in the jungle The two were stuck and lost.

"Ugh... What the hell?" Davis gasped as he looked around his environment. "Were in the jungle Belle," Belle woke up to see what Davis had seen. Now the group was been divided into their own unique quests ahead of them. Will they make it out alive?

TO BE CONTINUED...

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