Testing Doors
by Smudge.
Note~This is a pathetic,stupid story. Just a little thingie.....
"Okay, so let me get this straight. You want me to flirt with that senator, over there?" Amidala said with confusion. Anakin and Obi-Wan shook their heads like little six year olds, guilty of moving Master Mace Windu's ship models. Except these six year olds were lying, in order to see a well-brought-up-queen make a fool of herself. "It's for our misson Ami." Anakin chirped up. "Uh-huh..It's vital for our survival..very, very important." Obi-Wan added. Amidala let out an exasperated sigh and nodded. "Okay I'll do it." Anakin and Obi-Wan snickered in anticipation, as Amidala strolled over and started flirting with the unexpecting Senator...who was flirting back.
A voice from behind the two laughing men, spoke up,"Do you boys always do this, or are you just drunk?" They stopped laughing, and faced a beautiful, young twilek, leaning up against the bar. The men smiled cockily as the twilek approached them. She walked around them, like a bird in the sky, circling her prey. And the three promptly reduced to notious flirting.
Amidala had enough of this. She did not see the purpose of this escapade. She left the senator, with a huff. Her mouth almost dropped immediatly as she saw a female twilek, kissing the two men of her life. She launched herself at her and a cat fight began.
Later that night..........
Amidala paced the floor, arms crossed, eyes slanted. A low voice was heard, speaking, as if scared of the consequences. "Amidala, sweetie, my little darling..are you mad?" Amidala turned around and gave a small, innnocent grin. "No my sugar plum, I'm not mad. I'm PISSED!!!!" She ran over and kicked Anakin in the shin. Anakin with all his furry, grabbed Amidala and held her up in the air, up against the wall. He could so easily kill her..and Amidala knew that. Anakin's face was right in front of hers and he spoke softly, "Good. Your so much attractive when your in fury phase." He said, with a seductive tone. He pressed his lips on her, in a seizing, passionate kiss.
They headed towards a door, still in a longiated kiss. Anakin was against the door and he couldn't get it opened. He kicked it, trying to break it open. Amidala pressed her entire body up against Anakin, the door broke off of it's hinges and fell on the floor inside the bedroom. Amidala had rolled on top of the door, when they fell. And Anakin's over-powering body was on top of hers. They both tilted their heads to where they could view the room, and who else could of been in the room, other than the great jedi council.
The couple gasped and got up, faster then a bunch of asleep jawas at a junkyard auction. Anakin grabbed the door, and try to place back in it's original place. "You are absolutely right Anakin! These doors are terrible!" Amidala said with almost too much exaggeration. "I know Your Highness! I can't believe they passed those inspection--thinga-mi-jiggers....um...someone could be seriously injured." Anakin replied, trying to follow Amidala's excuse. She grabbed him by the wrist, "Well now that we saved the jedi council from getting hurt..let's go try other doors to other rooms." She took Anakin outside. "And preferbly one's that are not occupied." She gritted through her teeth.