Ok, so this has been in my notebook for FOREVER, and I was going to put it here… but I keep forgetting. Anyways, enjoy!
"Where did that bloody watch go?" mumbled Arthur. He checked his bedroom, bathroom, and kitchen. Then he checked his own wrist and pockets for the thirtieth time to make sure it wasn't there. Again, he thought about where he last saw it. "Well, I remember visiting America and using the loo, which was bloody filthy, and… taking off… my watch to wash my hands." He face-palmed himself and picked up his phone to call Alfred.
USUK=JOKER=USUK=JOKER
Alfred took his coke and sat on the couch. He turned on his game boy and started to play. "Come on Mariooooo! Stop falling in the lava!" Then, he heard his phone ring. He paused the game, "Ugh, I can't play this game anyways," he picked up his phone to see who it was, "Oh, it's England." He answered, "Hey, Iggy. What's up?"
"I do hope I'm not bothering you, but, it seems that I have left my watch over at your place."
"Where?"
"In your lavatory."
"Which one?"
"The really filthy one."
"Hey! All of them look the same!"
Arthur sighed, "Fine. I'll go over to get it. And I wont be staying long."
"That's cool, Iggy."
"And stop calling me Iggy!" Arthur hung up and dressed for the flight.
Yeah, yeah, I know, pretty short... BUT IT WILL BE LONGER!