TITLE: Jehovah Witnesses
AUTHOR: Alimoo
E-MAIL: Humour
SPOILERS: season 10
CATEGORY:
PAIRINGS: Jack & Sam
SUMMARY: Jack answers the door early one Saturday morning
ARCHIVE: SJD, Yes. S/J NC17 Fanfic Archive, Fan fiction
DISCLAIMER: Ok, don't own characters. Made this story up, didn't make any money out of it, yada, yada, you know the rest.
FEED BACK: Yes Please
NOTES: I was thinking about this story after some Jehovah witnesses showed up on my doorstep the other day. So it got me thinking of a story.
It was early Saturday morning and Jack was snuggling up to Sam's back, who had been his wife for four months, when the doorbell rang. He rolled over and got out of bed and walked downstairs to answer it.
"If this is Daniel, he is so dead" Jack muttered to himself and then the door bell rang again.
"Hold you damn horses, I'm coming, for crying out loud."
When he reached the front door he unlocked it and opened it to a bright sunny morning.
"What!" he said. Standing in front of him was a man in his fifties and two women in their twenties. They were shocked when they looked at Jack.
"What?" he asked them again.
"Ah, sorry for waking you up" and then the guy turned around.
"Come on, lets go" he grabbed both women's arms and almost dragged them down the steps. Jack closed the door, shaking his head.
"Jehovah Witnesses, weird bunch."
He shook his head and then walked back up the stairs and back into their room and crawled back into bed and snuggled up to Sam's back and kissed her shoulder.
"Who was at the door Jack?"
"Jehovah Witnesses"
"Oh; did you put any clothes on before going downstairs to answer the door?"
"No but they were looking at me weird."
"Well I'm not surprised Jack; you answered the door butt naked and with a major hard on, which I can feel."
She pushed her hips against him and waited for his answer. As he pushed his hips forward, he suddenly froze,
"Doh!"
The end