Yeah, yeah, I know. I need to post Peaches and Cream. But I've had this sitting in my hard drive for months and I just HAD to post it or I would lose it! So here's something funny.
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Ichigo: -runs into Café Mew Mew- Guys! -pants, leans against a wall- I have something important to tell you!
Minto: -stops drinking tea-
Retasu: -drops a dish-
Purin: -whips on her Sherlock Holmes costume, just because she thinks she'll need it-
Zakuro: -looks indifferent, as per usual-
Ryou and Kiiechiro: -poke their heads out of the basement-
Everyone except Ichigo: What is it?
Ichigo: I'm pre… Oh, I don't feel well… -falls into a beanbag chair that randomly appears-
Purin: -runs over at the speed of cartoon- This all points to one conclusion! Ichigo tried to say a word starting with "Pre," and now she feels too sick to say the whole word! Which must mean the word is DUN, DUN, DUUUN! "Pregnant!"
Everyone, including Ichigo: -gaspeth-
Ichigo: Wait, I--
Purin: I will find out who did this! GUYS, GET IN HERE! -every important boy character randomly appears in front of her- Lets start the interrogation with… KISSHU!
Kisshu: What?!
Purin: Isn't it true that you always call Ichigo your "TOY?!"
Zakuro: Yes, you do seem to find her attractive.
Kisshu: That doesn't mean I--
Purin: THEN isn't it possible that while walking-- er, floating along one day, you saw Ichigo, took her to your home and--
Minto: You really don't need to give us the details, Purin.
Kisshu: I'm not THAT much of a perv! Geez!
Ichigo: Guys, I--
Purin: -pays no attention- Then explain where you were last night!
Kisshu: -shifty eyes- I was… -gulp- making out with Minto.
Everyone: -gasp-
Minto: It's true. -kisses Kisshu- We're in love.
Kisshu: I'm over you, Ichigo.
Ichigo: Then I wont need this false mustache, after all. -tosses a mustache out the window, where some guy in his underwear puts it on-
Purin: If it wasn't Kisshu, then we should move onto… Aoyoma Masaya!
Masaya: But I--
Retasu: -whispers to Minto and Zakuro while Purin rants in the background- Let's find out who it was before Purin embarrasses herself even more.
Zakuro: Good idea.
Ichigo: Guys, I-- -continues to be ignored- Oh, well. I'll just have to keep myself busy. -pulls out a Rubik's cube and starts trying to solve it-
Retasu, Minto and Zakuro: -sneak up on Ichigo and take a sample from her arm with a HUGE needle, then run away-
Ichigo: OW! How did a mosquito get in the café?
Retasu, Minto and Zakuro sneak into the basement to use Kiiechiro's chemistry set.
Zakuro: Now we can find out who it was with this DNA sample.
Retasu: -puts on a lab coat- Indeed. -looks like a professor because of her glasses-
Minto: -pours random chemicals, they blow up in her face-
Retasu: -sigh- Give me that. -pulls the test tube away from Minto, sweatdropping-
Zakuro: -flicks Minto on the shoulder, all the black stuff falls off-
Minto: Thanks, Onee-sama. -heart eyes-
They continue to play with chemicals for about thirty more seconds.
Retasu: I have found the solution!
They stare at the results.
Minto: No way… That can't be right, can it?
Zakuro: It seems to be.
Retasu: Then we have to share our findings! -they run upstairs-
Purin: -currently tickle-torturing the third suspect, Taruto- So you're SURE you didn't cheat on me, Tar Tar?
Taruto: I swear! Hahaha! I didn't do anything--heeheehee!
Minto: We have found the culprit!
Purin: What?! -takes off the Sherlock Holmes costume, which is promptly stolen by some mustached guy in his underwear (guess who)-
Sherlock Holmes: Thank you. -disappears-
Zakuro: It turns out that Ichigo ISN'T pregnant.
Ichigo: FINALLY someone figures it out.
Retasu: But we still didn't find out what word she was trying to say earlier. What was it you wanted to say, Ichigo?
Ichigo: I was going to say that I'm preparing a cruise for all of us because a dude with a huge cardboard check showed up and gave me $50,000. -(A/N I'm too lazy to find out how much that is in Yen)-
Ryou: But why were you all of a sudden not feeling well?
Ichigo: I ate too many cookies.
Everyone: -glares at Purin-
Purin: Umm… -sweatdrop- Heheh. -pulls out the memory eraser from Men In Black- That never happened! -zaps everyone-
Kiiechiro: What's important, Ichigo?
Pai: And why are we here? -looks around at Kisshu and Tart-
Ichigo: I'm preparing a cruise for all of us because a dude with a huge cardboard check showed up and gave me $50,000!
Everyone: Yay!
Purin: Muahaha…
The End…?
A/N: Yes, I took the false mustache thing from the Fairly Odd Parents. But other then that… yeah, I just got the idea one day and had to write it. Tell me what you think! Also, I don't support Minto and Kisshu as a couple. C'mon people, what is there bewteen them?!