One day Kanda woke up and felt like he was missing something. Assuming he had it in the first place.

How Kanda lost his intelligence. Because his clone stole it.

Yes, you read that right. His clone. Curious? I thought so? Slightly disturbed? Yep, I assumed that as well.

Anyway, this is how it all began. And yes, you did read the meaning of that right. There are more. Lots more. And they all have graphic sex in them. Yay graphic sex!

(cough) Anyway, read and enjoy and hopefully come back for more!

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Kanda woke up with a strange feeling. A feeling like he had forgotten something or was missing something. He didn't have that feeling very often, but when he did it was usually something important. Or at least relevant to what he was planning on doing.

Shaking it off he got up to go to breakfast. As usual Lavi bothered him the whole time, talking about what he had read the night before, and other inane things. That's when the feeling tried to re-assert itself. It seemed like he should know what the other teen was talking about, but he didn't.

Excusing himself with a frown so Lavi didn't try to stop him he went back to his room. Sitting on his bed he...he...

Wait, what was he doing?

Kanda frowned. He was sure he was supposed to be doing something. Why else would he just be sitting on the bed?

His pondering (was that what he meant to be doing? No, it seemed like he should be doing something more in depth) was interrupted with a click of his door as it opened, slightly squeaky with un-oiled hinges, before it clicked closed.

Kanda was about to flip out on whoever it was for coming into his room before they turned around and it was...him.

"Who the fuck are you?" he asked bluntly. The person in front of him looked exactly like him. His features were the same, and even his hair was cut in the same style. He wasn't carrying a sword but it looked like it would have fit perfectly.

The person, his double, snorted and it just pissed him off more.

"I bet you feel like you're missing something." They said, and his voice was the same too, but the way they spoke was slightly different.

Kanda's eyes narrowed. "What are you talking about? I'm not missing anything." He said, and felt like it was just to be contrary.

"At least one of us still has a brain." The double said and rolled his eyes.

"What the fuck are you talking about? Who are you?"

"I don't have a name. If I did it would be the same as yours. I'm a clone, you see."

"A clone? Who is cloning me?" Kanda said, distracted from what the other boy had said about 'one' of them having a brain by the knowledge he had a clone.

His clone looked away for a moment before turning back to smirk at him. "No one now."

Without any warning Kanda felt a smirk grow on his face as well. For some reason being around this person made him feel different. He would have to explore that later. For now though...

"Yu."

"What?"

"Yu. Your name is Yu. I only use Kanda, and the idiot rabbit is the only one besides my Master that calls me Yu. Why does someone need two names anyway?" Kanda said.

Yu smiled and Kanda noted how it looked. He didn't smile very often, and when he did it wasn't like he had a mirror to examine the expression. He decided it didn't look to bad on him. Not like he would do it more often.

"Ok, I took your brain, why not part of your name?" Yu said, and if Kanda didn't know better he'd say it sounded teasing.

"You keep saying that. What do you mean you took my brain?" Kanda said, looking at him.

"Well, I didn't really take your brain physically, just when I was made and able to move around on my own some of your thoughts and, well, intelligence, left you and came to me."

Kanda's eyes narrowed again as he glared at Yu while still examining him.

"It's not like you were using it yourself." Yu muttered and if he had been anyone else he wouldn't have been able to dodge the strike that came at him.

Keeping his sword against his throat Kanda said, "I suppose I can forget you said that. You seem interesting, and not much around here is interesting. I have to entertain myself somehow, and you seem as good a thing as any." He inwardly smiled as Yu's eyes narrowed to a vicious glare.

"You're lucky I find you interesting as well, or else we would have problems." Yu whispered and Kanda smirked.

"I'll let you keep coming around, but..." Kanda moved Mugen to the side quickly, cutting of a lock of hair a couple inches below Yu's ear, "First, you need a haircut."

Yu patiently sat as Kanda cut his hair and when he was done he stood up again and went to the door.

"I'll be back." He said quietly as he slipped out.

For the first time, Kanda actually wanted someone to come back after they had left.

Even if the bastard had taken his brain.

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