Regarding The DADA Professor...
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Chapter 1:
Dear Albus Dumbledore,
It has come to the attention of the ministry that you have neglected to hire a professor to fill the position for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. Due to the unsatisfactory nature of the previous professors, we at the ministry would like to make a kind suggestion as to who you should select as your professor. We humbly realize that we have no say in who you chose for the position, but we would like you to consider hiring Dolores Umbridge to fill the vacant spot. She is a highly qualified witch, and has aptly served quite a long time at the ministry. Noting the high number of attempts the professors that fill this spot have made on the life of The-Boy-Who-Lived, Harry Potter, we believe that she is a very stable and suitable choice. We would once again like to wish you the best of luck on your search for the next Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. If we are not informed of your selection by July Twenty-Third, we will assume that you have hired Dolores, and will act accordingly.
Sincerely,
Minister Of Magis Cornelius Fudge
A/N: This is my first fanfic, so please give me little snippits of constructive criticism about my writing style as a review. I know there isn't really a plot or characters to go off of yet, but I'd like at least one good review before continuing. I have no idea why anyone would do so now, but no flames, please.
