Solo cans and coffee mugs littered every surface to anyone not accustomed to the atmosphere the thick smell of must and mold the air carried would have caused them to feel slightly dizzy.
Manga lined every shelf not filled by the variously assorted knick-knacks that seemed to occupy not only the shelves but a good amount of floor-space. A blue lava lamp sat haphazardly on the edge of a lop-sided box illuminating the poorly-lit room and casting shadows across the creamy white walls that remained undecorated save for black smudges and scuff marks.
In the farthest corner of this miniature war zone stood a curved segmented desk, seated at said desk was a rather oddly dressed thirteen year old girl. An outfit reminiscent of the clothes substituted as a school uniform in most anime was only the first in a long series of oddities.
She wore a long denim coat its coat tails reached just above her ankles, a cat eared hat was perched securely on her head, up her arms she wore black fish-net arm warmers on her middle finger she wore a gold ring encrusted not with a jewel but a simple white domino and around her neck was a slender nylon dog collar hanging from the collar was a small golden minute glass.
The girl scowled disgustedly at the faintly glowing computer screen that sat before her. Icy blue eyes became stormy gray as they slowly registered the full content of the current text. Backing away slightly from the screen as the full gravity of what she had read came crashing down, after all one had to ask was that position even possible?
The girls trails of thought leading towards some rather unsuitable if not disturbing mental images was interruptedhowever by a sharp tap at her bedroom door. Hastily closing the offending and explicit text. She quickly turned her attention to the closed door just in time to hear her fathers increasingly annoying voice remind her that dinner was ready.
Letting out a breath she did not realize she had been holding YamiLexx13 stared accusingly at her desktop. That had been one of the worst she had stumbled across as of yet!
The increasingly pornographic drabble seemed to be coming more frequently of late it gave her a headache. True no one had ever heard of a perfect fanfic let alone a perfect Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic but what about a good Yu-Gi-Oh fanfic that didn't poison the minds of the readers? Was that so much to ask? No wait…don't answer that. If only these writers could somehow actually meet these characters maybe then they'd realize how wrong they were. Though all things considered that wasn't very likely
Defeated by her own rational thinking the young critic headed down for dinner. Completely oblivious to the faintly glowing card deck that had registered the sincerity of her thoughts.