So, I was on Tumblr like, two weeks agoish. And I wrote this, but I forgot to publish it. I decided to go through my stuff and sort things out and found it again. This is just a small story, that possibly qualifies as a crack fic.
Enjoy, I don't OWN!
Ron Weasley was standing in a room with three people behind him.
A young, Hot!, Tom M Riddle.
A young, also Hot!, Severus Snape.
And Draco Malfoy.
In front of him were three doors. One listed Bed, one Wed, and the last Behead.
Now, he had a choice, who to put where?
He should put Tom in the last door, but he would so do him, or be done by him.
Draco, would not go into the middle door, Ron would not be able to live with him forever, but then, he couldn't live with any of these men forever. They all had pros and cons.
Finally, Ron chose.
Draco went into the last one, Sorry Draco!
Tom went into the first. And Severus went into the middle.
So, He would Bed Tom, Wed Severus and Behead Draco.
Ron grinned, he could live with that.
See, told you, Crack fic. R/R
Mars