Regular = Francis
Bold = From comments
Italics = The authoress
Bounjour, to all of you. Zis is Francis Bonnefoy. Also known as ze human personification of ze country of love, France. You can call me whatever you wish…
You DO realize you may have opened up a nasty can of worms with that, right, Francy-pants?
Perhaps I did, but it's nothing I cannot deal with.
Wahtevs, Dude; just get on with it, kayz?
You speak like zat brat, Amerique, you know?
Gee, I wonder why…Could it possibly be…THE FACT THAT I'M AMERICAN?
Oui, zat may have something to do with it.
Do NOT make me come over there! Just say what you're supposed to be saying!
Oui, oui. To all of ze fans zat are reading zis: I know zat many of you may have questions concerning ze show, or any of us zat you have feared would never be answered.
Well, fret no longer, mon petite minettes; for here you may ask…
Did you just call the readers "my little pussycats"? 0_o
Oui. Why?
…No reason. Please continue.
Thank you, mon chere.
As I was saying before I was so very rudely interrupted, I will be answering any and all questions zat you have. You may ask me anything you would like. You may ask me as many questions as you have.
But only if they can all fit into one comment! If you have to make two comments to get all the questions in, just ask some of your questions after one chapter and others after another.
Oui. I agree with zis. So, if you have any questions, simply leave a comment for us. Be sure to leave kisses for Big Brother France, also, oui?
Don't you have anyone besides my readers to harass?
Non. No one else except for you, mon amour. And you are rather frightening when angry…
Damn straight! Go bug Artie until we get enough comments.
If you insist…Angleterre~!
-_- Wow. That's the only thing I can even say right now. Hey, Elizaveta! I think you can find some good yaoi over there!