I GOT BORED! SO I MADE A STORY! ABOUT WOF!
Exactly like the title says. ;)
Sunny: I AM HAPPY BECAUSE THAT IS MY CHARACTER.
Tsunami: I AM ANGRY BECAUSE THAT IS MY CHARACTER.
Glory: I AM SARCASTIC BECAUSE THAT IS MY CHARACTER.
Clay: I AM CUMPULSIVE AND TRIGGER HAPPY, BUT THAT ISN'T MY CHARACTER.
Everyone: *gasps* Clay! No! You're out of character!
!-WARNING! WANRING! CHARACTER DISRUPTION! PLEASE STAND BY!-!
-LATER-
Clay: eeeuuughh
Tsunami: There. Now that you have been starved for months and given therapy, are you feeling more like your character-developed self?
Clay: …no.
Tsunami: *forced smile* hahaha! Hungry as ever! *whispers to everyone else* just pretend it's normal.
Sunny: I'll go get you a pheasant from the prey center Clay!
Clay: YEAH! I HAVEN'T EATEN IN MONTHS!
Starflight: what's going on?
Glory: Clay just feels like that! It's not true!
Clay: YES IT IS! THEY HAVE ALL GONE INSANE!
Tsunami: How dare you accuse us of going out of character like that? YOU SHOULD BE PUNISHED! *Gets a Naruto Shippuden Susano'o and destroys Clay*
Starflight: *Backs away slowly* I'll just be going then. *whispers* Fatespeaker, get into the bunker! I never thought we'd have to use it!
Fatespeaker and Starflight: *sneaks into underground bunker*
Fatespeaker: I've been waiting for this chance for weeks! *giggles*
Starflight: Whatever you have planned for me down there, it's probably better than what is up there. *opens big steel door* huh?! *Giant rubber duck falls from the ceiling, consumes Starflight and teleports away.*
Fatespeaker: … That was not at all what I had planned. STARFLIGHT! WHERE DID YOU GO?!
Starflight: *muffled* HOW SHOULD I KNOW, I'M BLIND!
Fatespeaker: OH YEAH!
Starflight: HOW DO PEOPLE KEEP FORGETTING THAT?!
Turtle: I'll just heal you with my healing rock!
Me: Seriously. Why hasn't that happened yet? C'MON, TUI! READ SOME OF YOUR FANFICTION ONCE IN A WHILE! … It's still my favorite book series though...
Starflight: One problem. WHERE AM I?
Turtle: I don't know. Eh. I'll do that later.
Starflight: SO NOBODY IS GOING TO SEARCH FOR ME?
Fatespeaker: nope!
Starflight: -_- … But didn't you have some sort of surprise for me?
Fatespeaker: OH YEAH! STARFLIGHT! WHERE ARE YOU?
Starflight: I DON'T KNOW. FOR THE LAST TIME. My god…
Fatespeaker: There you are!
Starflight: Where are you? I don't see you…
Fatespeaker: Oh, never mind. That's just my body pillow of you!
Starflight: wait what?
Fatespeaker: NOTHING! I SAID NOTHING!
Sunny: *walks up* Hi Fatespeaker! I am mad at you now and suddenly like Starflight for some reason! *Attacks Fatespeaker*
Fatespeaker: I WILL DESTROY YOU! *gets another Susano'o*
Turtle: What's with all the Susano'os?
Me: I don't know… I guess I just feel like adding them.
Sunny: CHIDORI!
Me: and those.
Turtle: BYAKUGAN!
Me: I don't really know where that came from.
Giant Rubber Duck: I HAVE COME FROM THE HEAVENS TO STOP ALL RANDOM ACTS OF STUPIDITY, AND TAKE OVER AS AUTHOR
Me: Why do people keep trying to do that? *gets rekt*
Giant Rubber Duck: I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING!
Me: *dying* no… there is another….
Obi Wan Kenobi: yes.
Me: sorry… at the time I am writing this, I am gonna watch Rogue One later, so…
Turtle: What force is more powerful?
Me: *gets super powerful* PLOT CONVENIENCE!
Giant Rubber Duck: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *eats themself*
Me: hooray!
Starflight: *appears where the Giant Rubber Duck was*
Fatespeaker: Now that you're here Starflight… *giggles*
Starflight: what is it?
Fatespeaker: *gets random egg*
Starflight: what is that? It doesn't look like a bird egg…
Fatespeaker: *walks 15 kilometers in circles*
Starflight: ummm… what's going on?
Fatespeaker: it's hatching! *random creature comes out*
Me: what the heck. Why did I just write that?
Everyone: IT'S PIKACHU!
Me: wait it's not even- *gets trampled*
Everyone: AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHH IT'S SO AMAZING! USE THUNDERBOLT!
Small adorable mouse: What's a Pikachu?
Fatespeaker: THAT'S NO PIKACHU! THAT'S A NAZE ANATA WA KORE O SURU TAME NI ANATA NO JIKAN O TOTTA NODESU KA?
Me: gee…. Don't use Google Translate on that because it totally means nothing. *cough* look it *cough* up *cough*
Tsunami: HELLO EVERYBODY!
Starflight: ooooohhh yeah, I forgot Tsunami turned into a rampaging killer.
Tsunami: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 3
Turtle: POWER OF PLOT CONVENIENCE AND THE NEEDING OF AN ENDING! *destroys Tsunami*
Me: *Screaming angrily* AND THEY ALL LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER. ;)
Sans: ;)
Tsunami's ghost: AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
-The End-