(WARNING: This is a Five Nights at Freddy's fanfic and therefore may be considered stupid by some just because of that. But it might also be considered the worst because there are a few typos, negative continuity, and the fact that Foxy, Bonnie, and Puppet are girls in this. It's also a parody that's not meant to be taken seriously. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
(Oh, and it also contains content that you might have to be 13 or older to read. Have fun!)
It was a beautiful night at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Chica was making pizza in the kitchen for her friends, Bonnie was thinking of ideas for new songs, Freddy was sitting at the stage because he was grumpy for absolutely no discernible reason whatsoever, BB was angrily ranting stuff on Youtube, and Puppet was just taking a crap.
...Oops! Sorry! I meant nap.
ANYWAY. However, not all was well. As the (in)famous Foxy the Pirate was sitting in Pirate Cove, moping because a month ago she ate an entire pizza when no-one else could, causing her place to temporarily shut down for a few months. She couldn't take it anymore. She wanted to be free NOW! She jumped out of the cove and screamed "I'VE BEEN OUT OF ORDER FOR FOREVER! AND I'VE HAD IT!" Bonnie just calmly looked up and said, "Okay, I've got two things for you. One, 1 month is not forever. Two, It's night out. You can do whatever you want for the next five hours before 6:00 A.M." Foxy just sighed and said "To tell you the truth, I don't really want to roam around free in just this place. I want to go in the outside world!"
Bonnie just facepalmed, while Freddy himself gasped, went up to Foxy and exclaimed "FOXY! DON'T YOU DARE SAY THAT AGAIN! A PIZZERIA IS THE ONLY PLACE AN ANIMATRONIC SHOULD STAY! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?" Foxy teared up and sobbed "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE ME!" And she ran off into her cove to dismantle her wrists. "Jesus Christ, what is UP with that girl!?" Freddy angrily murmured. Chica heard the entire thing, so she walked out of the kitchen and said to Freddy "Freddy, the staff told us not to use those harsh words." Freddy opened his mouth to say something and lifted his fist, but was interrupted by Chica, who burst into tears and screamed "I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS ANYMORE FREDDY! YOU KNOW I JUST TRY TO TELL YOU THINGS TO CALM YOU DOWN! JUST DON'T BRING OUT THE SQUIRTGUN!" Freddy clearly understood what Chica meant, and tears started to slightly gush out of his eyes as well as he saw Chica begging for mercy. He sighed "I'm sorry, I just wasn't the same ever since the Toy animatronics were scrapped. I just really miss my dad Toy Freddy. I'll go talk to Foxy."
Foxy was still in Pirate Cove when she was acting all angsty and dismantling herself when she heard Freddy saying "Foxy, I want to speak to you." She was a bit angry and hurt at first, but then was a little better when Freddy said this, "The only reason that we stay here is because the outside world can be a dangerous place sometimes, you might get hit by a car or shot by the government if you go out there. So just understand that we are trying to protect you, okay?" Foxy sniffed "O-okay." (Though this didn't really make up for the fact that Freddy screamed at her face and almost abused Chica with a squirtgun like he did the other following nights after the Toys got scrapped, but Foxy felt a bit better nonetheless.) "Glad you understand, now be a good girl and take a rest in your Cove so you can feel much more better."