This is an AU where the whole gang is in college. It has a ton of slash, so if you're offended by that kinda thing, this isn't for you! It contains a lot of Anzu/Tea bashing. I don't hate her. I mean yeah, she gets really annoying with her one-sided crush on Yami and her othe rone-sided crush on Yugi (seriously, Yugi never showed any affection romantically towards her after early Battle City, but he showed a whole lot towards Yami!).
At College in Domino City, Yugi Muto was spending time with his boyfriend, Yami. They were sitting on the couch in the latter's apartment, talking about life. Yami and Yugi looked very similar except that Yami was a bit taller and had crimson eyes, contrasting Yugi's amethyst eyes. They even bore a similar hair style, being black and spiky with a few blonde bangs, but Yugi had an amethyst-colored lining around his hair, while Yami seemed to have a crimson one lining his.
"I love my boyfriend so much!" blushed Yugi as he hugged Yami, whom smiled graciously, patting his hikari on the back.
"And I love you as well, but I have something to tell you. It's really been bothering me lately and I thought you should know because it's really, well… embarrassing."
"What is it?" Yugi asked, raising his eyebrow.
"Well, you know our dear friend Anzu? She won't leave me alone and she's convinced that I'm her boyfriend even thought you and I are blatantly in love."
"Seriously? Anzu? You mean friendship-obsessed, Broadway dancer wannabe, Anzu Mazaki?"
Yami merely nodded as Yugi stared for a moment before instantaneously bursting out into laughter.
"How is this funny?" Yami asked, perplexed.
"Before you came around, she always wanted me and I told her I was gay and she eventually laid off, but it's just so weird that she wants you now and you and I look so similar! It's kinda funny. Disgusting, but funny!"
Suddenly, the door bell rang and Yami rose to get it. Looking through the peep hole, he was terrified to see a large blue eye staring at him from the other side. He almost fell backwards before pulling himself together.
"Yami? It's your girlfriend and I've come for some lovey-dubby time, snooki butt!" came Anzu's voice from beyond the door. "We can talk about friendship and make peach smoothies and then get undressed and have some sex on the kitchen table! We'll have the best time ever and I promise that I won't let you down, baby, 'cuz I'm your Anzu, your main sqeeze, er… peach! And we're gonna be together forever! Yay for friendship!" she blushed in an enthusiastic voice as if trying to persuade Yami to open the door.
Yami glanced at Yugi, whom was trying to conceal his laughter, which wasn't helping the situation.
"Maybe if you just ignore her, she'll go away," whispered Yugi.
"It's not that easy. I've tried that before and she stayed here for an hour before trying to climb in through a window," he sighed in disbelief, wanting to purge his life of the annoyance that was Anzu.
"Yami if you don't answer the door, I guess that means you're in the shower or something, so I'll just leave you a little present here. Maybe you can masturbate against it or something and think of me," she smiled.
Yami cringed, being only able to imagine what she could possibly be leaving for him at his front door. He and Yugi stayed silent for another five minutes or so until they were sure that she was gone and they silently opened the door, terrified of what they might find. There was a cheap brown paper bag before them and Yami picked it up, preparing himself to look inside.
"We should probably wear gloves and sterilize it first," warned Yugi.
Inside was a picture of Anzu naked and wearing only a cowboy hat. She was sitting in a shopping cart in the Burger World parking lot at night. Whipped cream was sprayed around her breasts as she thrust her crotch upon the metal of the shopping cart.
Yugi burst out laughing and Yami was utterly disturbed, but that was the least it.
"Hey, look there's something else in the bag," notified Yugi.
Yami looked at it with caution, reaching into the confines of the bag to pull out whatever it may be and at first he wasn't quite sure what it was.
"It's a tampon! And it's used!" squealed Yugi, pointing out the blood stain upon it.
Yami immediately dropped it, now hating Anzu more than ever as Yugi cringed, staring at the tampon, which was tossed somewhere in the street. The two of them went back inside to spend quality time together for the next few hours.
When Yugi went back to his apartment, which he shared with his roommates - Joey heeler, Duke Devlin, Ryo Bakura, and Marik Ishtar - he unlocked the door as he looked out at the darkening sky and stepped into his apartment to find a disturbing scene of Duke and his boyfriend Tristan making out on the kitchen counter. They both were nude and Tristan, not noticing Yugi enter, threw his pair of underwear, barely missing Yugi by an inch. Yugi was relieved to know that he didn't have to worry about Duke throwing any underwear because it was a well known fact that Duke Devlin did not wear any underwear. He went commando, thank you very much.
"Ugh, guys…" stuttered Yugi.
Duke and Tristan finally realized that they were no longer alone in the room and Duke let out a scream that pierced the ears of any nearby pedestrians walking along the sidewalk outside while Tristan scrambled to get his manhood out of Duke, forcibly pulling it out before both of them jumped to their feet and Duke hid behind Tristan, concealing his crotch. Tristan stood before Yugi, butt naked, as he blushed and tried to conceal his embarrassment, but failed utterly.
"It's nice to know you guys are bonding," said Yugi sarcastically.
Duek covered his crotch and immediately ran to his room, slammed the door and left Tristan naked before Yugi. Not even a minute later did Duke, now fully dressed in his signature black vinyl pants, black muscle shirt and red vest, come dashing out of his room and back to the scene.
"Well Yugi, it's good to see you're home earlier than we expected you to be," Duke blushed.
"Yeah, I thought I'd come home to get some studying done tonight…"
"Oh…" Duke stuttered before smirking at Tristan. "Get your clothes on, damn it!"
"Oh, right," realized Tristan as he began to gather his clothes which were scattered around the room before throwing them back on himself.
"I'm gonna pretend this never happened," Yugi said, walking away.
"You better," smirked Duke while Tristan stood there, still dumbfounded.
That night, after Tristan had went back to his apartment and Joey, Marik, and Ryo came home, Yugi was in his room, studying at his desk. Yugi's room was really nice and it had black carpeting and a single bed positioned in the corner as numerous posters of Duel Monsters-related things hung on the walls. On his nightstand next to his bed were framed pictures of him with his friends and among his soft pillows on the bed was a plush doll of Kuriboh.
"This History of Duel Monsters stuff is really hard," he sighed. "And I have that big test tomorrow.."
Suddenly, a knock was heard on the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's Joey."
"Come in."
Yugi's best friend, Joey, walked into the room, sporting his typical blue jacket as his blonde hair hung over his eyes.
"Do I wanna know about the encounter you had tonight with Duke and Tristan?"
"I don't think you do," answered Yugi, still skimmering over his text book.
"Ah, we got that big test tomorrow! Shit, I gotta start studying," gasped Joey.
"It's worth a lot of points, so you'd better if you wanna pass this class."
"Well, I'll get to that in a bit, but what went on in your life today?" asked Joey, casually throwing himself upon Yugi's bed.
"Well, apparently, Anzu is after my boyfriend and she will stop at nothing to take him from me."
"Anzu? You mean Anzu Mazaki? The friendship girl?"
Yugi nodded, trying to conceal his embarrassment.
"Ah, who in their right mind would date her!"
"I don't know, but Yami's not interested in her, so my relationship with his is safe, but I'm just scared she'll do something crazy in public like she did today when she left outside my boyfriend's apartment a used tampon and a nude picture of herself in a shopping cart at night outside Burger World.
"That's not creepy at all," replied Joey, the sarcasm resonating within his voice.
"Yeah…"
The next morning, Yugi awoke after a tough night of studying. He was determined to ace his test. On a brighter note, it was now Friday and he longed to relax once he was finished his one and only class for the day. When they were ready, Yugi and Joey walked to class together before meeting up with Yami outside the building.
"I'm so nervous for this test. I just don't know if I'm gonna pass it. I studied so hard!" panicked Joey as they walked to the classroom.
Once inside, they took their seats next to their good friends Mai Valentine, whom had her arm around her girlfriend, Serenity Wheeler, whom was Joey's sister.
"You guys ready for this test?" Mai asked, casually.
"Yeah, I studied really hard," Yugi admitted, trying to be calm for the test.
"Ugh, I'm so dang nervous! I don't know if I can pass it!" Joey worried, ruffling his own hair.
"Chill out, Joey. You'll be fine as long as you studied hard," Mai said.
Serenity nodded, assuring her brother that there was nothing to worry about.
Class began when the professor walked into the room ,wearing her typical white robe as her long black hair hung downward, perfectly complimenting her tan skin. On her arms she donned golden bracelets and numerous rings upon her hands.
"Good morning class. As you know, I am Professor Ishizu Ishtar and today in our class we have a test. I hope you all studied very hard for it because it won't be easy. When you are finished with the test, please silently place it upon my desk and then you may leave," she said before beginning to pass out the tests.
The class room was like a small auditorium and Yugi and his friends usually sat in the back row, which was up a few stairs from the front of the room. They were all relieved because Anzu, whom usually tried to sit next to Yami, was nowhere in sight. A few minutes into the test, something horribly hilarious happened.
The door was opened and someone who caught the attention of everyone in the class had entered the room and Professor Ishtar's jaw dropped as she took one look at the anomaly before her.
Her pale skin, was almost completely naked as the light from the room shone upon it. All she had on was a pink bikini with a pictures of a peach upon both of the breast areas. Her shoes were simply high-heeled stripper-esque shoes that looked as if she got them from somewhere in an alley. She flipped back her shoulder-length brown hair as she held her hand on her hip and blew a bubble from the gum she was chewing loudly and unapologetically, before popping it right in Professor Ishtar's face. It was Anzu.
'Yeah, I got held up at a friendship convention at my gynecologist's office," she said before grabbing the test and strutting to her usual seat in the back of the class, swinging her butt as the side of the one cheek began to slide out of the confines of the bikini bottom, indicating that Anzu had been putting on a little weight. When she began her test, for her name she wrote "Yami's Future Wife AKA Anzu." She sat next to Yami and during the test she would occasionally thrust her hip at him, irritating him to no end.
"Psst… Psst… Yami… I love you," she whispered obnoxiously enough that the entire class heard her.
She continued to loudly chew her gum, blwoing bubbles from it that popped and Professor Ishtar could only shake her head at Anzu's behavior, which was a usual routine.
When she was finished, Anzu handed in her test and she drew many hearts upon it with words like "friendship" and "Yami" alongside them.
When the gang was finished, they all decided to go to the cafeteria. They all entered the large cafeteria and they could smell in the air the scents of many delicious foods laid out. The food smelled so good that Joey forgot to continue complaining about how worried he was about his history test and he ran straight for the food.
When everyone was seated and ready to eat, they started talking about college life before Ryo and his boyfriend Marik arrived at the table, holding hands. Duke, per usual, looked absolutely fabulous as his boyfriend Tristan stared at his ass continuously.
"So did you guys see what Anzu Mazaki did in class today?" asked Yami.
"No," answered Ryo.
"She…" began Yami.
"She showed up late to class, wearing a bikini that was a few sizes to small and she chewed cum loudly and kept thrusting herself at yami the whole time during a test," explained Mai before she took a bite of pizza.
"Yeah…" agreed Yami.
"Oh my," gasped Ryo as Marik looked a bit disturbed.
"Anzu's in love with my boyfriend and she doesn't know when to quit," said Yugi, sighing.
"Speak of the devil," said Joey.
Anzu entered the cafeteria and grabbed about ten chocolate chip cookies from the dessert trey before running to their table, shoving aside everyone who was in her way on her dash to it. She was still wearing her bikini and stripper shoes.
"Hey guys!" she shouted for the whole cafeteria to hear." She sat herself at a seat across from Yami and stared at him gushingly. "I love you sugar butt! Did you get my gifts from yesterday?"
"You mean the used tampon and the naked photo of you in a shopping cart outside Burger World at night?" Yami asked, annoyed.
"Yeah, there for you, my boyfriend! Yay friendship!" she exclaimed, throwing her hands in the air before she devoured all ten of her cookies at once, stuffing them into her mouth non stop as crumbs were spit everywhere, cascading in all directions. A small chunk of cookie landed in Serneity's hair and she cringed.
"Ew, get it out!" she panicked, digging her hands through her hair as the cookie chunk fell to the floor.
The entire cafeteria was staring at Anzu as she mauled the cookies, swallowing them as crumbs continued to fly out of her open mouth. When she was finished, she took a huge gulp of her glass of milk and rose from her seat, pointing her hands to the ceiling and yelling "Yay for friendship!"
'How did she pass kindergarten?" questioned Mai to herself.
"How'd she manage to get into college?" added Duke.
The gang was gang was greeted by their two acquaintances Bakura and Malik [Yami Bakura and Yami Marik].
The man with the devilish, long and white hair, whom was sporting a black trench coat stared at Anzu through his malicious eyes. His boyfriend, the one with the khaki pants and black muscle shirt and the wild, blonde hair held his arm around his waist.
"Are you done being an idiot yet?" Bakura asked Anzu, whom was playing with her boobs, bouncing them up and down through the bikini top. Anzu looked at him curiously.
"No," she smiled before continuing to play with them.
Bakura rolled his eyes and took his seat next to his boyfriend Malik.
"Yami. Can we go hang out at your place tonight?" Anzu asked, smiling showcasing her yellow teeth from her lack of brushing them.
"Anzu, I've told you time and time again that we are not in love. I am gay and I am dating Yugi," said Yami as he threw his arm around his boyfriend.
"Okay, what time should I show up?" asked Anzu, still smiling.
Yami merely sighed and looked at everyone else.. "See what I mean?"
"Hey Anzu, how about you stop being a stupid bitch and I won't thrust my pocketknife into your vagina!" asked Bakura, glaring at her.
"Hahaha, friendship," Anzu exclaimed, clapping her hands proudly.
"Perhaps we can drug her and impale her with a dagger and then mutilate her flesh and throw her in the nearby lava springs just like we did with the oth…"
"With the other peaches," interjected Bakura as he kicked his boyfriend underneath the table, saving him from revealing something very illegal and dark that they had both been doing. "Yes, we like to cut up peaches and throw them in the lava springs to watch chemical reactions occur with the materials in the peaches and various duel monsters cards. Yes, it's purely for science for duel alchemy class as part of a research experiment we're carrying on."
"Hahaha, friendship!" continued Anzu as she got up on the table and belched really loud before playing with her boobs once again for the whole cafeteria to see.
"She's embarrassing us…" muttered Duke.
"You're telling' me…" replied Mai.
"There's no stopping her. She's just insane," said Yugi, shaking his head.
Everyone hurried to finish their meals as soon as possible and left the table, leaving Anzu to her own embarrassment even though she could not see it.
"Hey, where are you guys going?" she called, but they would not answer. "Oh well… Friendship!"
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