Kuro-chan: A result of bordem, me and my friend decided to write a fanfic of how the KH cast would repsond to fanfictions (I know unoriginal but ah well). Right now it's a oneshot, but if you want me to continue then I guess I shall... Anyway, this one is with the Organization... all about Roxas. Be warned many yaoiful sounding moments here XPXPXP.

ShadowDragon: YAOI!

Kuro-chan: Also, I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Sqaure Enix does (Squre enix sucks, is squaresoft that rock!) I only own my ideas.

A man wearing a long black cloak who sported red long spiky hair, a dark complexion, teal eyes, and markings that were right beneath them sat on a bed, a laptop upon his lap, smiling sadistically to himself. A boy with blonde short spiky hair, fair complexion, blue eyes, also wearing a black cloak sat on the floor bouncing a blue ball off the wall creating a steady rhythm. The man with red hair chuckled to himself, then looked over at the boy with blonde hair.

"Roxy my wittle dumpling!" The man with red hair said with a devilish smirk and a high pitched voice. Roxas's head snapped towards the red head, a look of startlement and disturbence evident on his pale pouty face as the ball fell from his hand rolling slowly away from him. The red head chuckled menacingly to himself as he continued. "You've haunted my dreams for countless nights, now I'll rock yours!" The read head burst out into laughter as a look of outrage, fear, and plainted horror appeared on Roxas's face.

"Axel, what the hell are you babbling about?" Roxas asked sounding very confused and scared, staring wide eye at his best friend who wasn't acting like his normal heterosexual self. Axel laughed to himself again, then shook his head.

"It's this website. It's called It's crazy! They have all these stories. Some are about Sora and Riku." Axel said turning his computer screen towards Roxas, who stood up and walked towards Axel. "And also stories about Xemnas and Ansem." At this Roxas chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief.

"As if that could ever happen..." Roxas then looked at Axel with a inquiring look, "Then what were you just reading?" Roxas asked hesitent, and curious. Axel's grin grew even wider if it was possible.

"Wouldn't you like to know?" Axel's eyes were small slits, making him look like evil reincarnate. Roxas stepped back from Axel, wide eye and very afraid. Scowling he stepped forward, looking at the screen.

Roxas ran up to Chichi, embracing her tightly, his strong hands holding her slender, tiny, waste. "I'll never let you go Chichi." Roxas said brushing his lips against Chichi's tender, soft, silky lips.

"I know you won't." She said as he began to remove her shir-

Roxas ripped his head away, moaning. After taking a few deep breaths his attention went to Axel, who was bright red from laughing. "WHAT THE FUCK?" He shouted holding his stomach, his face turning a bright shade of red. Axel laughed, turning the computer screen back to him.

"She wants to fuck, that's what." Axel said grinning from ear to ear. "Girls, they're horny visious creatures. They're only fault is their need for more." Axel said sighing and smirking. Roxas crossed his arms, glaring at Axel "Although, it seems here you're enjoying yourself," he said causally, scrolling down.

"Chichi breathed deeply, smiling a satisfactory smile. Roxas rolled over and wrapped her in his arms. 'You...complete me.' Roxas said with a husky, deep, manly voice." Axel, had to wipe away a tear that came to his eye, as occasional fits of laughter consumed him. "More moans and groans could be heard from within the sheets..." Axel squeaked out, falling off his chair laughing so hard he clutched his stomach in pain.

Roxas, his face growing hotter every second that passed, stood up glaring at Axel. "You need to get a life you stupid bastard!" Roxas yelled, while summoning his two keyblades Oblivion, and Oathkeeper. Axel looked up, his face beet red from laughing so hard.

"Touch my computer and you die." Axel threatened unsuccessfully though fits of laughter. Roxas smirked, lunging for the computer. Axel, anticipating this jumped up and grabbed his laptop, clutching it protectively.

"I'll stop, I'll stop. Don't hurt my baby!" Axel yelled, sobering up quickly. Roxas rolled his eyes, the keyblades dissappearing. Plopping himself on the ground. Axel smiled in triumph, and opened up his laptop.

Appearing busy, Axel's tounge stuck slightly out of the corner of his mouth. His eyes lit up, as another malicous grin appeared on his face.

"What in the hell have you found now!" Roxas questioned agrily at Axel who sat cross legged with computer on his lap randomly clicking away.

Axel grinned even wider than before as he stared intently at the illuminated screen. Throwing his head back Axel moaned, "Oh yes Roxas! Yes! More!" then fell over laughing insanely computer and all. Turning bright red Roxas charged yet again this time not stopping.

Meanwhile...
Outside Axels room stood Demyx. Fist raised ready to knock on the door he stopped at the sound of voices.

'Don't hurt my baby!' Axels voice was heard screaming. Demyx's face twisted as random thoughts began to run through his head... such as 'WTF'! Demyx, being easily amused with his thoughts missed the entire rest of the conversation untill he clued back in when Axel began speaking again.

'Oh yes Roxas! Yes! More!' Demyx froze yet again as the moans were heard from within soon followed by screams and strange thumping noises. 'AHHHH ROXAS! Not so hard! That huuurrrrtsss! ahhhhhh! NOT MY BABY! BE GENTLE! SHE CAN'T TAKE THE ABUSE!' Axel's torment echoed around the room, out the door and all through the halls and Demyx stood there frozen and bright red.

'Oh I'll be gentle all right! Yaaaaahhhh! Take that and this and mmmmmphhh!' Roxas yelled as a groan and a thud were then heard.

'HAHA SEE WHO'S ON TOP THIS TIME! THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR ABUSING MY BABY!' Axel yelled as Roxas screamed. In pain or pleasure Demyx wasn't sure.

Demyx stared at the door in disbelief. He lowered his fist slowly as he looked around the hall. Nobody was coming, holding his head to the door, he closed his eyes, focusing in on the conversation on the other side of the door.

While inside...
Axel sat on top of Roxas rubbing his fist into Roxas's head as Roxas yelled and groaned in protest trying to get up and attack again. Fire burned deep within Axel's eyes as he grinned sardonically. "How do you like this? Or maybe you would like me to be rougher!" Axel murmured with a low voice. Roxas squirmed, trying to find a way out of Axel's painful grasp.

"Axel, say goodbye to your baby. I'm gonna make it so you'll never be able to use it again!" Roxas said with such malice in his voice. Axel barked out a laugh, making Roxas even more uncomfortable.

Demyx jumped when somebody tapped his shoulder. Turning around he found himself looking at Xigabar.

"Yo little dude, what are you doing?" Xigabar asked, observing Demyx. Demyx looked around to see Marluixa approching, along with Xaldin. Demyx took a deep breath, and opened his mouth to speak when someone intrupted him.

"Demyx, what are you doing outside of number VIII's door?" Zexion asked. Demyx looked over at Zexion, who walked out of a dark portal. Looking at the door he shuddered.

"Axel and Roxas are... you know. Doing the dirty." Demyx said quietly. The rest of the group looked at each other, then back at Demyx. Zexion opened his mouth in protest, when shouting from within the room silenced him.

"AXEL! YOU NEED TO GET OFF ME! YOU'RE HURTING ME, AND I WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK TOMORROW IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!" Roxas shouted in pain and agony. Manical laughing was heard from Axel. Zexion's mouth snapped shut as he turned to Demyx. Demyx's eye was twitching as he mind went into overdrive picturing the whole scene.

"Dude, I knew they were so gay!" Xigabar said crossing his arms and adjusting his eye-patch. Marluixa nodded his head in agreement.

"Yeah, and to think all those times Axel called me a fag... It was because of his own insecurities." Marluxia nodded his head with a grin.

The entire group stopped listening to turn and face Marluxia. "You are fag, you fag." Xaldin said rolling his eyes. Marluixa huffed, crossing his arms, sticking his lower lip out. "You even pout like one." The rest of the group snickered only to stop as more yelling escaped the door.

"YOU HORNY BASTARD!" Roxas yelled at the top of his lungs. Demyx grimanced, then spoke up.

"Shouldn't we stop this?" Demyx asked, slightly perturbed. Zexion looked at him.

"You know... you did loan him your favorite blanket." Zexion said stoicly. Demyx's eyes widened, as a sickly color over took his face.

"OH MY ALLAH... NOT SHEILA!" He yelled, as his hand fumbled with the door knob. Zexion turned to Vexen, "Did he name his blanket Sheila?" Vexen nodded with a solem look on his face.

Demyx burst into the room soon followed by the rest of the group only to come upon Axel straddeling Roxas in the middle of the floor hugging a mutilated, flaming chunk of plastic and metel to his chest that slightly resembled a laptop.

Everyone stood there, the silence akward. Axel and Roxas looked at the group confused. Demyx held his hands out, tears streaming down his face. Half of the Organizations eyes was covered by their hands, the other half covered their mouths.

"What?" Axel asked causally, standing up. Brushing himself off, he threw the laptop at Roxas's head, which Roxas caught and threw it away from him. "The moron here killed my laptop... poor poor baby, never had a chance to move up to porn."

Marluxia scoffed, "What! Like yaoi porn. We all know your 'secret." Marluxia said covering his mouth with the back of his hand and laughing. Axel's face contorted in confusion.

"What the hell are you talking about?" Axel asked giving Marluxia the strangest look. Demyx wiped his face, then spoke up.

"We all heard you. The screaming, and the moaning... you know the ... Roxas and you... you know.. getting it on..." Demyx said sheepishly. Axel looked over at Roxas who shrugged. Axel then looked over at Demyx.

"What the hell are you babbling about!" Axel demanded, outraged by such an accusation. Roxas looked at Demyx, unsure of what to say. Demyx sighed as Zexion spoke up.

"We heard you and Roxas having sex. There I said it! Now can we all get on with our lives?" Zexion said throwing his hands in the air. Roxas stared with his mouth agape, and Axel scratched his head.

"Oh man, I don't know why you think that, but I'm strait." Axel said drawing a line with his finger, "Got it memorized." He said holding his hand up to his head while smirking. Silence ensued after this. Axel looking at the rest of the Organization decided to find out what they were talking about."So tell me, where exactly did you get the idea that me and Roxas were having sex?" Axel asked intriged and amused, Roxas was quite the opposite and was furious, and unintrested.

Demyx closed his eyes and shuddered. "You said some stuff like, 'Oh yes Roxas, more,' and then said 'Don't hurt my baby!' And things like that." Then taking another shuddering breath he continued, "And Roxas, you said stuff like 'I'll be gentle, and 'I WON'T BE ABLE TO WALK TOMORROW IF YOU KEEP THIS UP!'" Demyx hugged himself trying to forget the images his mind created for him.

Axel began to laugh, and a little bit after, Roxas joined him too. Axel slapped his knee, and Roxas doubled over. Axel wiping a tear from his eye pointed to the flaming chunk of platic and metal. "That's my baby." Axel said with a bit dismay. "I was looking up stories and found some stories with Roxas and a chick named Chichi in it." Axel said shrugging. A smirk appeared on his face, "Harder Roxas, harder!." He said with a high pitched voice. Roxas blushed again, punched Axel.

"Whatever," Roxas murmured turning away from Axel. The Organization exchanged a few confused looks. Roxas turned to face the red head. "Axel?" Roxas said looking over at the spikey red head. Axel looked at him. "You do realize that your computer caught your bed on fire?" Axel shrugged as if he had no care in the world.

"It happens." he said as he watched his room be consumed by flames. Demyx stared at the fire with a dumb look on his face before a realization came over him.

"Sheila! NOoooooo, come back to me! I made you a muffin." He said pulling out a muffin, and trying to extinguish the flames of his presious blanky.

Kuro-chan: End chapter one.

ShadowDragon: Will Demyx save Shelia? What will happen to the muffin! What will happen when the rest of the Orgnaization finds out about Will yaoi enuse beause one of the writers is a yaoi fan girl (most likely)?

Kuro-chan: Will she ever shut up? And you're leading on to a continuation. I don't even know if I want to continue... and you sure won't. Read and Review if you like, want to flame, or want me to continue, or have ideas or whatever...

Kuro-chan out!