Authoress's Notes: Yay! First fanfic! (Gulp) I'm nervous. I'll take any review I get, but please be nice. This is not Adeline's normal personality, but this is humor so I had to change it a 'bit. Also, this character is NOT a spin-off of The Great Chicken Miasma's Character Lillian
Disclaimer: I do not own any Nintendo characters, BUT I do own Adeline.
1. Adeline's interview
"WHAT THE HECK DO YOU WANT????" A Shadow Siren with a green striped hat thundered. A small toad cowered in front of her dressing room doorway. "Oh, sorry Toadster." The little toad rolled his eyes at her nickname for him. "You're on in one minute."
"Awesome! Who am I interviewing today?"
"Uh," The poor toad pulled nervously at his shirt. "The boss said it's a surprise."
The Siren made a fist. " Whenever you say that, it means that I don't have an interviewee and our poor viewers have to watch you juggle donuts and sing off key."
"My singing is beautiful! And besides, this time there REALLY is a surprise." The toad looked at his watch, and his face paled. "OH NO!!!" He started running in circles. The siren just rolled her eyes and grabbed his wrist.
"Calm down Toadster." The toad just kept on shouting. "Toad." Nothing. "TOAD!!!!!" The toad finally stopped. "What's wrong?" She asked, managing to keep her voice down.
Through ragged breaths, Toad said, " Adeline, you're supposed to be on in ten seconds!"
Adeline's eyes widened. "DARN IT!!!" She tugged at her hair. "Wait a minute, why am I panicking? Toadster, hold my hand!'
The toad's eyes widened and then he smiled. He licked his hand and slicked back his hair. "Hello, Baby," He said in as he struck a pose.
The Siren groaned, grabbed his wrist, and pulled them both into the shadows.
"And now, our beautiful host, Adeline The Shadow Siren!"
Adeline emerged from the floor in front of a Navy blue chair. She was holding up Toad with one arm and had a fist aimed at him with the other. She looked at the camera and blinked under her green striped hat, then looked back at Toad. She dropped him and laughed nervously.
"Haha. Yeah, uh, he's my best friend, and we were playing, um, Beat Up Your Best Friend. Yeah."
"Owww…" Came a muffled cry from Toad. Adeline pulled him up and pushed him off the side of the stage. "Owww AGAIN!" Toad said miserably. Adeline, with a twirl, sat in the navy blue chair.
"Hello, and welcome to Get Your Sleepin' Butts Out of Bed, Rougeport! I'm your host, Adeline The Shadow Siren."
The audience applauded.
"But, thanks to my Boss, I have no idea who I will be interviewing."
A Goomba in the audience stood up and shouted, "Please don't tell me we're gonna have to watch that toad!"
"Hey!" Toad shouted, proceeding to tackle the goomba. The two of them rolled out of the studio.
Adeline muttered something under her breath, and said, "Okay, I think that maybe someone should tell me who I'm interviewing." A koopa with a headset came on the stage and whispered something in Adeline's ear. "WHAT????" She shouted, and then remembered this was live. "I mean, um, cool." She cleared her throat and looked at the camera. "Well, apparently, my boss thinks it would be a good idea for him to interview me, so until he gets here, I need someone to entertain our viewers." About fifty hands shot up. "Um, okay. I'm just gonna pick a random chair number. Uh, a-hundred and seven."
"Yes!" A boo floated to the stage. "I can sing the ABC's to any song, Burp on command, and also spit into the air and catch it when it falls down!" He said smiling a moronic smile.
"Um, you know, I was kind of hoping for something, oh, I don't know, NOT COMPLETELY STUPID!!!" Adeline yelled. The boo stuck his tongue out at her.
A mysterious voice off stage yelled, "He's here!"
"Finally." Adeline muttered. A koopa walked onto the stage. He was carrying a piece of wrinkled paper in one hand and a coffee cup in another.
"WHO THE HECK IS THIS GUY???" Adeline demanded.
The same mysterious voice said, "He's your Boss."
"…Oops." She whispered. However, the koopa didn't seem to notice. In fact, he was staring to thin air. Then he all of the sudden started talking to his coffee cup.
"…Need to redecorate this place. Very drab."
"What kind of a nut job is he?" Adeline whispered to the boo.
"The kind who wears those phones you put on your ear."
"Oh."
"…To go. Goodbye." The koopa pressed a button on the now visible mini-phone, and looked at the Camera. "Hello, viewers of Get Your Sleepin' Butts Out of Bed, Rougeport! My name is Koopralooprasoopratookra the 100th, and I am here today to interview my employ, Adeline. So, Adeline," He said taking the red chair across from Adeline, " Do you have stats? And if so, tell us what they are"
"Duh, who doesn't? My HP is 50, and my Defense is 1."
"As a Shadow Siren, You must have a power. What is yours?"
"I control plants!" She bragged as she flicked her hat.
"Nice. Do you have any close relatives?"
Adeline was starting to like this. "Yeah. I have three sisters: Beldam, Marilyn, and Vivian. I'm the youngest."
"Very good. Now-" but he was cut short as two figures fell through the ceiling. It was Toad and that goomba. They were tussling and yelling at each other.
"DARN IT! You two are STILL fighting???" Adeline roared.
Toad and the goomba suddenly stopped and blinked twice. Toad murmured a uh-oh, then ran as fast as he could. The goomba got the idea and ran.
"GET BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE TURDS!!!"
"Um, That ends our show!" Koopralooprasoopratookra said really quickly as Adeline started to make vines grow all over the stage. "Tune in next time on Get Your Sleeping Butts Out of Bed, Rougeport! END TRANSMISION!!!"
Authoress again:
Now, keep in mind this is my very first fanfic. It probably is really crappy, but I have to start somewhere. I can write better storys, though, and I know that for a fact.
If you go to my page you can get a pretty good description of Adeline.
Next time, I'm going to do audience questions. If you write a review, you get to be in the audience. All you have to do is pick a Mario character and tell me who it is in the review. But if you don't want to be in the audience, just don't pick a character.