Those Effing Tabloids!
By: Cosmic Overlord, The Undisputed Ruler of the Galaxy and one of the good hearted
verbal jousting apponents of the cheese of evil, El Queso De Maliscico
Rated: M for Induendo, Starfire innocently making very sexual refrences, a bit of language and (you guessed it) sex. (YAY Sex!)
Characters:
Beast Boy: Age 19, In the past few years BB has grown a few inches but still remains one of the shorter titans. He did ,though, experience a sudden burst of testostirone allowing him to become the second buffest member of the team (second only to Cyborg) and has developed a painfully obvious (not to mention large) bulge in the lower portion of his spandex uniform. After the incedent with the IRS, BB has been openly dating Raven (to his pleasure) in one of the cities more published realationships (to his displeasure)
Raven; Age 19, Save slightly rounder hips and bigger breasts Raven remains virtually the same.Raven has become a little lighter hearted and is more receptive to humor. After being with BB for a year or two Raven can keep her powers in check now except for the most extreme shows of emotion, like life or death situations. She also dislikes the fact that her realationship with Beast Boy has been so public.
Robin: Age 18, Virtually the same height as BB, Robin is still slender, still egotistic and still the leader. Robin has a very sexual realationship with Starfire which keeps every member up all night.
Starfire: Age 17, Being the innocently ignorant alien she is Starfire takes every oppertunity to have sex with her boyfriend Robin.
Cyborg: Age 19, Cyborg is still the tallest and strongest male on the team though ,most likly due to his lack of genitailia, remains single.
A/N: Even though this is a plot story there will be lemons and I don't like throwing off my story with lemon warnings so beware and don't flame me because you didn't listen!
Disclaimer: Kids under 14, STOP NOW if you're under 14 go back to your browse or search and change the filter back to K-T. This fic is NOT for you, there are plenty of good fics for people your age.
The titans sat grouped in two pairs and a loner on the couch. Robin and Starfire with Robin resting his head on Starfire's chest. Beast Boy star right next to Raven while holding her hand. Cyborg was the loner. The team was watching Mega Monkeys: The Movie. Naturally, things went the way they often did. About halfway through the movie Starfire and Robin began making out and had to be physically restrained to prevent them from having sex right then on the couch (again).
After the movie the Titans all went off to their rooms and loaded up IM, with which they'd talk for half the night. One of the more intesting conversations happened that night and it went like this:
mynamesnotrae89- Hi everyone
megamonkeyshack- What's up dudes?
Robodude9- not much, u?
megamonkeyshack- Robin? Star? u there?
nunofyasapprentice- i'm here
nunofyasapprentice- I starfire am also here
Robodude9- that's just sick u guys
nunofyasapprentice has signed off
megamonkeyshack- Hey rae...are u
mynamesnotrae89- read the screenname, but what?
megamonkeyshack- Are you doing anything tomorrow?
mynamesnotrae89- no, y?
megamonkeyshack- because i was wandering if u wanted to go to the park?
mynamesnotrae89- sure
megamonkeyshack- sweet
megamonkeyshack has signed off
mynamesnotrae89 has signed off
meganerd5- It is I control freak and I have finnaly hacked the titans' computer mainframe!
Robodude9- Sending virus...
meganerd5- Noooooo! My computer!
the accont meganerd5 has been destroyed
Robodude9- :( MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'm still the computer masta'!
Robodude9 has signed off
The next day Robin was in the med bay with Starfire. Robin had hit his head on counter of a drugstore when he slipped in a puddle while buying condoms.
Cyborg had secured a ticket to comic con and was at the convention center.
At that time a certain green shapeshifter and a certian violet haired telekenetic went off to the park for the start of what was to be one of he most embarassing moments of either titan's life.
Once at the park Beast Boy had layed out a blanket and a basket. From the basket he pulled out some cheese, a french baugette and a bottle of wine.
"So, Rae' began BB "what do you want?" he gestured to the food as he pulled out some plates and tow wine glasses.
"I want some of this" she said takling him playfully so they rolled down the hill. They came to a stop at the bottom with Raven on top.
"You mean this?" asked Beast Boy giving her a passonate kiss "lets save that for later" he said sensually "For now lets eat" he grinned.
The couple walked back up the hill and sat down. They ate their lunch and consumed every ounce of wine in the bottle. BB was muscle heavy so the alchol had a lesser effect on him then his 114 lb girlfriend. Beast Boy lead her to a park bech where he sat down. He turned to her and gazed into her eyes. Her pupils were heavily dialated and she seemed overly happy.
She rolled to the side and onto BB planting a kiss on him. She reached down and pulled BB's uniform. As he was under the influence he didn't protest. She then pulled his boxers to his ankles and took a moment to subconiously admire the fact that she had picked the true love with the thick 12 inch cock.
She pulled took the huge member in her hand and began pumping her hand up and down. After a minute or two BB came, blowing his load at least a foot into the air.
The couple took a walk through the park afterwards. Raven felt her head began to clear. She turned to her lover "Did we just..."
"Yeah" he responded "You remember?"
"Yes I do ...on a park bench?"
"Yep"
"In public?"
"Indeed"
"Well" she said, trying to console herself "It was really good and I didn't sense anybody so I guess it'll be fine"
The two returned to the tower, only to be greetted by Robin who held a tabloid article featuring a HD color photo of their blow job in the park.
"What did you guys do that for? You've seriously damaged the Titans' reputation!' he yelled
"We've damaged it?" BB retorted pointing to the "wall of sex" a wall of the common room adorned with pictures of Starfire and Robin having sex, going to langere shops, exct. BB and Raven went off to their appartment.
Now in recent years the titans had rennovated some of the unused floor space into sharred living space for the two couples. Beast Boy and Raven lived in appartment 1 which contained portions of their old rooms combined. There was BB's video games on one shelf and Raven's books on another, the comprimise in the appartment was Raven's bed which they both slept in. The living space also had it's own bathroo and a kitchen.
Robin and Starfire's appartment was a simmilar mix of the two with Star's bed (mostly because Robin only had a cot). Cyborg had converted the other unoccupied floor into a tech city. It had everything, Servers, a workshop, the most powerful GameStation availible and a Cyborg friendly gym.
Beast Boy and Raven still had there old living space on the other floor which they used when the other was gone or for quiet time alone.
Everyone retreated to their quaters for the night, unaware of what was about to unfold.
There, new long story with a lime. As you may have noticed I decided to adopt a more descriptive writting style, I hope you like it.
The all powerful
Cosmic Overlord