Partytime!
The Deep Dungeon is home to various partygoers now. It is now the 'Deep Dungeon Hotel'!
"Yay! A party!" Lavian exclaims.
"...whatever. She always does this at parties." Alicia says.
Lavian knocks over a crate. It lands on Malak.
"HOLY F---!!" Malak shouts while getting crushed.
"Oh no! We have to revive him!" Rafa cries.
"Geez, Rafa... you white magic is crap on him! Oh well, I'll try it.." Valerie the White Mage says.
"Spirits of life, return us! Raise!" Valerie chants.
Malak rises, surprisingly.
"Dude! I'm stoned!" Malak shouts.
"WE KNOW THAT!" everyone exclaims.
Lavian and May (an Archer) run around on a sugar-high and cause trouble.
"Destruction of nature, gather in flame! Fire!" May chants at a pile of oily rags.
The fire spreads around the area.
"Oopsie!" May exclaims.
"I'll put it out!" Valerie exclaims. "I know summon magic!"
"Sea fang, attack with water's power! Leviathan!" Valerie chants.
The great water dragon appears and douses the flames.
"Yay! Valerie saves the day!" May exclaims.
"No thanks to you, May! Now get ready for bed!" Valerie scolds.
"No!" May counters.
A young Oracle speaks up.
"Excuse me, Valerie, but may I be of assistance? the Oracle asks.
"All right, Eva, just watch out. May's hyper and dangerous." Valerie warns.
Eva focuses on May.
"Lose conscious, wash away into the silent sea... Sleep!" she chants.
May promptly falls asleep.
Striker, (Lancer), carries her to her room.
"No way, Agrias! I won't do this mission! I won't kill the poor Chocobos!" Lavian protests.
"But they're getting out of control! If we don't disposes of them..." Agrias says.
"NO!" Lavian screams. "Smash all who hunger for destruction... Confusion Song!"
"Lavian... you know I wear a Ribbon, right?" Agrias asks.
"Oh, right... fine then! Strip away the ground with glistening blades! Bolt!" Lavian shouts.
Agrias blocks the spell with an Aegis Shield.
"...fine! I'll help you destroy the Chocobos.. !" Lavian surrenders.
Agrias, Alicia, and Lavian leave.
"Well, I'm going out to poach at END. I hear there's some Porkies down there." Striker says.
"Yes, END is the only place Orlandu has renovated yet." Eva says.
"..and Mustadio, Beowulf, and Ramza are working on HORROR. I hear Lana's gone down there to help, since a group of Ninjas and Samurais may appear at any time." Striker says.
Striker leaves for END.
Rafa is trying to cook something.
"Damn you, Malak! The chocobos you killed were too old! Their meat's too tough!" she exclaims.
"Well, try a stronger Fire spell." Malak suggests.
"Star fire, awake and deliver your judgement! Fire3!" Rafa chants.
The meat is barely touched...
"Man, it's old!" Malak exclaims.
"Uh, that ain't how ya cook meat!" an unknown voice says.
Out of the shadows comes James, the best Black Mage in the world.
"Smouldering flames far below, punish the wicked! Fire4!" James chants.
The meat is finally cooked, along with Rafa, Malak, some wooden crates and a pile of chocobo feathers.
"Oops, I guess I'm just too good!" James says.
James teleports out.
"...well, at least it's cooked..." Rafa says just before she faints.
Continued.. ?
Probably. So we can see if Orlandu and the rest finish HORROR, and what of Striker's Porky-poaching? ...