Finding Love in the Most Hellatious Way
Chapter 1:
"OH MY GOD! Did you forget that Slade was Trigon's bitch?"
"I guess I… wait! No, I didn't forget, I just don't care."
"Well you should. If you plan to go to the next Necrophilia meeting then you should care."
"Ok, alright. Wait, when is the next meeting anyway?"
"4 years, why?"
"4 YEARS! Why the Hell 4 years?"
"Because, they only have meetings every 5 years, unless someone calls it early for their own… dicktatious reasons. And even then, people get pissed cause it's early."
"Great. Just great. A bunch of Necro's feelin' up on the dead, what next? Will Trigon be dancing too?"
Off in the distance walking, Raven and Beastboy were arguing like an old married couple (as usual), when they hear laughter coming from the park they were trying to pass, and went to check it out. Needless to say, the conversation they entered was not one they expected it to be.
"You said that he usually dances when he shows up, right?"
"Yes Kit, that is exactly what I said, now…" Angel started before being interrupted by Beastboy.
"Who the Hell are you chicks? We've never seen you before." Beastboy inquired and stood in the near by lamp light.
Angel and Kit just happen to sense the oncoming portal from Hell and looked off in the distance. When a tower of fire burst from the ground Angel shouted, "An' thar she blows!"
Both girls start laughing uncontrollably when the fire dies, revealing Trigon. Oh, but this isn't normally how people would see a demon such as Trigon. Oh no my dear friends, this Trigon wore a pink, frilly, sparkly, tutu. Yes, he wore a tutu, with pink, point, ballet shoes, and he was dancing. Yes, DANCING. He was dancing to the 'Nutcracker'.
"Oh shit, that poor boy's going to crack a few nuts alright."
"He'll crack more than a few nuts by the time he's done."
"What the Hell is he doing here!" Raven questions demandingly.
Out of no where, Slade pops up singing and dancing to 'I'm too Sexy'. Slade (usually being the bad guy), was in leather and silk along with his usual mask.
But by that time, Robin, Cyborg, and Starfire had walked in the park and were shocked.
"What the Hell is Slade doing here? And Trigon's here too?" Robin questioned while making his presence known.