Parody of the infamous fic My Immortal by Xxxbloodyrist666xxX AKA Tara Gilesbie
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way although Ebony can be spelled Enoby Eboby Enobby or other variations. I have ginger hair because my idiot parents thought I'd have black hair even though NEITHER of them even had black hair,retardedness runs in the family. But I dyed it black because I'm goffick and I also have purple streaks and red tips and my hair reaches my mid back.I have icy blue eyes that are like prep's tears because for some reason all the goffs cry blood.
A lot people tell me I look like a goffick weirdo cos no one in the wizarding world hasn't heard of Amy Lee. I don't wish I was related to Gerard Way because incest is illegal-duh!
I'm a vampire but miracle of miracles my teeth are straight and white. I have pale skin. I'm also a witch yet somehow I know about muggle punk goth music (?).
I go to a magic school in SCOTLAND where I'm in seventh year. I'm a goth and like all goths I wear bright pink!(to be read sarcastically) Because there is no Hot Topic shops even in the UK, I shop at Flaming Matter. All my clothes come from there. I shall bore you with boring details of my clothes. Today I was wearing a black corset blah blah blah gothic skirt blah blah white foundation even though my skin is already perfect and pale.
I was walking outside Hogwarts.A meteorological phenomenon was occurring but I was too busy being goffick to register it. A lot of preps stared at me so I put my middle finger up at them...cos I'm a rebel and hardcore.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice it was...pathetic-attempt-at-a-dramtic-pause...Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing"he said shyly
"Since when are you shy?" I demanded
But then I decided I was bored so I just walked off pretending my friends called me.