Hey guys! I know I know, it's been a really long time since I have updated How To Save A Life, Turning Tables and the other two (Take Me or Leave Me & Back To Me), I won't tell you that I didn't have time or something like that, the truth is that I haven't forgotten about those stories but my problem is that I have so many ideas that I don't know how to put them on paper, so I get stuck. I'm rewriting Turning Tables because I didn't liked how it was going, so just wait for it to come in a month or two, as far as the other ones, the wait'll be a little longer.
This one-shot is a little thing that I wrote for fun a few months ago. I tried to do something different so tell me what you think.
PS. There's a chance that this could become a long story, but I'm not exactly sure.
Without further ado...
Satan (Santana) Knows Best.
Santana was in the choir room after a boring and exhausting day, while the rest of the Glee Clubbers where doing what they usually do: sing, dance, talk and gossip
Santana (S): -discreetly glances at "Bartie" -Gross. How is it possible? - Frowns- I'm the hottest piece of action at this school and here I am single – scoffs and rolls eyes –Whatever- looks around the choir room- Wait- looking back at Quinn- that's weird.
Quinn (Q): -smirks at what Sam said into her ear-
S: Quinn's wearing her queen bitch smirk and… - follows Quinn's line of sight
Rachel (R): -singing with Mike while subtly staring and winking at Quinn-
S: …uh. Holy Sweet Hell! They're fooling around! –smirks wickedly- I better do something about it.
After Glee was over, Santana waited for everyone to leave the room; as always, Rachel was the last to leave but she was stopped by Santana's hand on her shoulder
S: Wait a second dwarf
R: -rolls eyes at Santana's nickname for her- First things first, I would highly advice you to remove your hand of my shoulder in this instant unless you want me to contact the ACLU, tell them you're sexually harassing me, and thus, losing any chance for an scholarship in the near future- when Santana removed her hand she continued- Second, I have the need to point that you're one or two inches taller than me and if that's the case, you're a dwarf too- she snorted at the look in Santana's face- Don't look so surprised, I have…
S: Been around the Ice Queen for a long time that she has rubbed on you?- interrupts and smirks at Rachel's blush- Oh, don't look so surprised! I'm glad we're on the same page short stack, because that's the reason we are still here- crosses arms
R: Ex-excuse me? -stutters- I-I don't know what you're talking about- looks around nervously
S: You are sure you don't really know? –raises eyebrow- Well, I think I'll have to tell someone else about what Quinn told me about you…-trails off and starts walking away
R: Wait!- shouts- What did Quinn tell you? Did she admit that she likes me? Is she going to take me out on a date? Oh dear Moses- puts a hand over her racing heart- Is she going to ask me to be her girlfriend? Is she…- stops when she sees Santana's devilish smirk- What are you smirking at?
S: You just told me what I wanted to know- approached Rachel- Listen to me dwarf, I'm going to give you some friendly advice and you better follow it, ok?
R: I promise I'll listen,I just want to be with her- smiles-
[Cuts to the girl's restroom]
(Santana, Rachel)
You want to [be with her]-Rachel nods- Why, [Treasure Trail]!- pushes Rachel in front of the mirror- Look at you, as fragile as [your shire] –caresses Rachel's face-Still a little[midget], just a [dwarf]- gets away from Rachel and sits down in one of the sinks- You know why [you cant' be with her]- gives Rachel a knowing look
I know but…- shuts up when she feels a finger on her lips
That's right, to [avoid you being laughed at, dwarf]- jumps off the sink- Guess I always knew this day was coming- sighs dramatically
[Cuts to the hallway]
Knew that soon you'd want-stares at Quinn, who is a few feet away from them taking some books out of her locker- [into Fabray's pants]…Soon, but not yet- gives a light and playful touch to Rachel's nose
But…- complains a little loudly, which gets Quinn's attention
Shh!- takes her hand and drags Rachel away into an abandoned classroom- Trust me, [RuPaul]- lets go of Rachel- [Satan] knows best, [Satan] knows best
R: -sighs-
Listen to [Satan]. It's a [guaranteed heartbreak], [Satan] knows best.
[Cuts to Gym Class]
One way or another- dodges a ball that was coming her way -something will go wrong, I swear- watches as Rachel gets hit on the face by a ball
Ouch- complains loudly while sitting on the stands-
Loneliness, lies- sits down next to Rachel-Cheating, humiliation- watches Rachel watching Quinn- Depression and tears…
[Cuts to AP History class]
Heartbreak…
No!- shouts loudly
Yes!
-Ms. Berry and Ms. Lopez, is there something you want to share with the class?- the teacher asked
Both girls shake their heads
But…- Rachel whispered
[Cuts to Rachel's room]
[More nicknames, slushies of every color], and…-stops braiding Rachel's hair- Stop, no more, you'll upset me- sighs dramatically- [Satan's] right here- puts chin on Rachel's shoulder- [Satan] will protect you- kisses Rachel's on the cheek- [Dwarfy], here's what I suggest- gets up and stands in front of Rachel- Skip the drama, stay with [Tana]- winks- [Satan] knows best
[Cuts to the choir room]
Rachel was admiring Quinn intently, a sigh leaves her mouth
Go ahead- gestures with her hand- Get trampled by [the Queen]. Go ahead- gestures again- get [your heart smashed and broken in half]- rests head on Rachel's shoulder- Me, I'm just your [best friend], what do I know?- shrugs
[Cuts to the Berry's living room]
I only [taught you what you know and protected you]- says while looking through an album-Go ahead and leave me, I deserve it- closes album abruptly- Let me [here] alone, be my guest- gets up the floor- When it's too late. You'll see, just wait- points with her finger- [Satan] knows best, [Satan] knows best. – helps Rachel to get up- Take it from your bestie. [With her], you'll be so sad
[Cuts to the park]
[Sad, miserable]- sits down on a bench- [Immature, vulnerable] Please, the school will eat you up alive- invites Rachel to sit next to her -Gullible, naïve, [insanely small], ditzy and a bit, well- pauses-Mmm- hesitates- vague
[Cuts to Rachel's bedroom]
Plus, I believe- lays down next to Rachel- Gettin' kinda chubby- cuddles up to Rachel-I'm just saying 'cause I wuv you- says in a small voice- [Tana] understands, [Tana's] here to help you- sighs- All I have is one request, [Rachel]?
Yes?- yawns
Don't ever ask to [be with her again]
Yes, [Tana]
I love you very much, [star]- sweetly kisses her on top of her head
I love you more.- closes eyes
I love you most, don't forget it, you'll regret it- yawns- [Satan] knows best- whispers before falling sleep
Got you! Bet you didn't expected that :) I hope you liked and see you soon my dear friends.
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