AUTHOR'S NOTE: Dedicated to some girl with a popcorn bucket on her head. Yeah, I dunno either.
I DO NOT OWN COPYRIGHT TO ANY CARTOON OR ANIME FEATURED IN THIS STORY. FANFIC GUY IS MY ORIGINAL OC, THOUGH, AND CANNOT BE USED WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.
The 2011 Annual FanFiction Cartoon Awards
Rated T mainly due to Panty and Stocking, though there will be some profanity throughout the story.
Panty's Bedroom, 8:21 A.M
Panty's cell phone began ringing.
"Ugh...Stocking." Panty said, picking up the phone. "Do you know what time it is?"
"I'm surprised you weren't pulling an all-nighter with a man!" Stocking said, laughing.
"Stocking, are you drunk?"
"No."
"Did you finally get a boyfriend?"
"I told you, I have a boyfriend!"
"Then let me meet him."
"No!"
"Then why the *bleep* are you calling me at 8:21 in the morning? It's our day off, so don't say a ghost."
"Did you forget already, Panty?"
"Please, don't say a ghost."
"The awards are today."
"OH, FOR *BLEEP*'S SA-wait, the awards?"
"Yes, the awards!"
"*Bleep*! I totally forgot! Gotta get ready! Bye!"
Panty hung up the phone and rushed to the bathroom.
"Where did that bitch put the toothpaste?" Panty asked herself. She looked in the cabinet. "Who the hell puts toothpaste in the cabinet?"
Panty brushed her teeth and put on perfume and took a dump and...all that other stuff.
Naruto's Bedroom, 9:39 A.M
"I'm so ready for this award!" Naruto said. "I'm so pumped I can feel it!"
"You better hope we win an award, or I'm gonna kill you for making us pay $800 for admission and all that other crap!" Sakura said, grabbing him by the shirt.
"Relax, Sakura, I know we're gonna win this!" Naruto said. "Believe it!
...
"Welcome to The 2011 Annual FanFiction Awards!" The host said. "I'm your host, FanFic Guy, and try to avoid cursing, everyone. We are on a very crappy censorship network, sorta like MTV's."
"Oh, shut the *bleep* up." Panty said. "We're on network cable. We can pretty much say whatever the *bleep* we want."
"We don't wanna lose advertisers." The host replied. "Now shut your foul-mouthed trap. Anyways, it's been a kick-ass year in cartoons so far, and that's when the awards start pouring in. Get your phones ready to vote! Let's show some of the kick-ass cartoons, shall we?"
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REGULAR SHOW
"Using the power in your face...sending you back to the place...DON'T LOOK AT OUR CROTCHES WHILE WE SYNCHRONIZE OUR WATCHES!"
"Boop, boop, boop, beep, boop, boop, boo-beep-bee-boo! Beep beep beep. Beep beep beep. SYNCHRONIZED!"
ADVENTURE TIME
"Well, of course, you can have some of my hair, Finn."
Princess Bubblegum gives a piece of her hair to Finn.
"THANK YOU, PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM!"
Finn knocks over Princess Bubblegum's spaghetti while running.
"My spaghetti!"
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FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
"It's all you. Go for it! Oh, and he's a homunculus, by the way."
"How do expect me to fight a monster like that?"
"He's relying on his sense of smell to guide him in the dark. So right now, I'd say you're even matched for a fair fight."
"My animal instincts are calling me an idiot for listening to you. So I guess I'm an idiot! The first strike is mine!"
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PANTY AND STOCKING WITH GARTERBEIT
"Thank you, Panty and Stocking!"
"You stay out of this. You're a psycho after all. I just happen to be smarter then you."
"*Bleep* you, bitch!"
...
KEKKAISHI
"Come on, dude, decide on a line to put in here."
"I can't! All of the lines from Kekkaishi are so freaking awesome!"
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SUMMER WARS
"I thought I'd check and see how the business is responding to this. Come again? You haven't done anything? Ben, get off your ass!"
"That guy totally got pwned by a granny."
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THE AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL
"Whatever, I'm gonna go upstairs."
"*gasp* STAIRS!"
Gumball and Darwin tackle Anais before she can go down the stairs.
"What are you doing?"
"79% of all stair accidents happen on the stairs."
"What does that even mean?"
...
"As you can tell, animation was totally awesome this year. So, yeah, let's get out the first nominations! Get your phones out, people!"
BEST "WTF?" TOON
The Amazing World of Gumball
Panty and Stocking with Gartenbeit
Sgt. Frog (AKA Keroro Gunsou)
Regular Show
VOTE NOW!
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