Wrote this on a whim, hope you enjoy it and if you do, PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!


Captain Hitsugaya carefully toweled himself off after his shower, avoiding his difficultly spike hair as the steam condensed on the mirror, obscuring his vision. He moved to wipe it off, when a Hell Butterfly landed on the sill of his bathroom window."Do you accept the message?"

"Yes, but make it fast please."

The butterfly's message played quickly," The Captain-General requests your presence at a meeting of the Captains immeadiatly."

Hitsugaya sighed," Tell them I'll be there in a moment." As the butterfly flew off he swiftly dawned his robe, wondering what was so important that they were calling the Captains in so early. He strode down the hall, passing some of his seated officers and younger squad members, who promptly stared at him, sniggering. If he hadn't been annoyed with the Captain-General, he probably would have been a bit more curious as to why they were. But that wasn't the case, and so he strode into the Captain's meeting room.

It took but a second, but he soon realized why he had been called. Every single one of the Captains had some sort of hair or skin based screw-up present. Kenpachi's normally black hair was now a vivid shade of green. Komamaru's helmet had been painted a startiling blue color. Unohana's hair had been shaved, and then glued to her face in a ridiculous mustache shape. Shunsui's hair had been dyed white, and he had no eyebrows. Soi Fong had her hair gelled into one huge spike. Ukitake had his hair cut military style. Even Mayuri had been assaulted, his entire face had been dyed an unflattering purple color. It was all Toshiro could do not to burst out laughing," What happened to you all?"

Shunsui held up a mirror," The same thing that has happened to you Captain." Toshiro looked into the mirror to see his normally blue hair had been dyed a striking bubble gum pink.

"Wha...NOOOOO!" Toshiro yelled as he clutched his prized hair. He whirled around, staring down each Captain," Who could have done this?"

"Whoever it was," Mayuri said," They were clever enough to get past my security, we shouldn't take them lightly."

"I assure you all," Yamato said," This culprit shall be caught, and shall suffer the consequenses!"

"So what did they do to you, Captain-General?" Ukitake asked.

Yamato blushed for the first time in several thousand years," None of your buisness, now go make yourselves presentable and find out who did this!"


There you have it. In the next chapter, what will happen to the unfortunate Captains next? Will the culprit ever be apprehended? Keep reading and Please Review.